I'd like to meet:
Davy Jones (Not the guy from the Monkeys (not that I have anything against him - in fact, I quite liked them when I was a kid... gee, I guess that's dating me, isn't it) - the guy with the locker at the bottom of the sea (it doesn't matter which sea - he's got one in every sea, definitely all oceans... maybe some lakes - but probably no ponds - and no moving water - rivers and brooks and creeks and such are right out)