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About Me

Hello & welcome to my space! Below is a brief summary of my weird but wonderful life: Even though I have a generously sized mouth my preferred form of communication is a camera, it's the only way I've ever really been able to bring my world into any kind of focus. Feel free to leave a comment about some of the work you see on here (good or bad, either inspires me) If you want to hire me, please get in touch. I've been lucky enough to visit about 17 countries over 5 continents, but don't ask me which is my favourite! I've seen a lot of amazing places & met a lot of cool people along the way and don't ever really wanna stop - I could easily travel for the rest of my life, but the pay is crap! I became a born again idiot in 2003. Music is not important to me as such - it's more fundamental to my being. People often tell me I'm random, but I prefer to think I just find humour in unexpected places. If I were a rich man I'd probably be considered eccentric, though as I'm not I'm usually just considered 'weird.' What else? I don't need drink to have a good time - who needs alcohol to be irresponsible? I'm not easily impressed. I give great hug. Adrenaline is my drug of choice. Cellphones piss me off. I'd rather wire my genitals to a tractor battery than watch or talk about Football. Success means more to me than money ever could. I am probably the world's worst liar! Be excellent to each other & party on! Anyhoo, enough about me, what about you?What Rocks: Stuck Mojo - makes your favourite band look gay! What sucks: Spending 2 hours taking my bike's engine apart just to get all the water out after I took on a 60ft pond. And lost. (Very) Random fact No. 706: Ants never sleep....... Reasons why I love being a bloke, No. 384: You can eat a Banana in front of builders
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My Interests

snowboarding, massage, friends & meeting new people, badminton, hanging with my dog barley, tractor wheelies, air hockey, bungy jumps, spandex, hugs, Fireworks, Crop circles, Good coffee, Carpentry, Photography, Random acts of senseless kindness, travel, music, gigging, motocross/dirtbiking, tea, guitars, badger ales, cooking (I make a kickass Pasta bake), fast cars, faster girls, sexytime and anything else that puts a smile on my face
Countries visited Argentina, Australia, Bolivia, Brazil, Chile, Egypt, France, Ireland, Jordan, Malta, Namibia, New Zealand, Norway, Peru, South Africa, Spain, Swaziland,

I'd like to meet:

People I do or don't know, people with something to show me, interesting people. Tambien la gente quien habla castellano. I've met some cool people through Myspace who I probably wouldn't have otherwise, so I figure that can only be a good thing! I don't add everyone & anyone, partly because it's not a popularity contest & also because I'm told that the more friends you have on myspace the less you have in real life, though most of my friends are virtual anyway! For me it's all about quality, not quantity, whether you're talking sex, countries you've been to, cups of tea or myspace 'friends!' Outside of myspace I'd like to meet: Mr. T, james hetfield, hitler, hendrix, freddie mercury - (well it doesn't say they have to be alive!), yoda - (or real!), homer simpson, statler & waldorf, doug henry, & the dalai lama. If you do get in touch, feel free to tell a fun fact about yourself (I once managed to bleed Green blood) and if you'd rather have a spaceship or a dinosaur. Also, does anyone know if you can actually fit one tardis inside another?

Music:

Music is the only thing to me that's as awesome as photography. If life is shit, there is music. If life is awesome, there is music. I think there are really only 2 types of music, good and bad. The good stuff? Rock & fuckin roll, Metal, Blues, Jazz, classical, I try to keep a (fairly) open mind! Below are a few bands you may not have heard of which will enhance your life: Stuck Mojo, The living end, Ozomatli, the divebomb revolution, Eric Sardinas, Sworn Amongst, Morph, Sylosis, Paradise Lost. The list goes on....... Feel free to tell me a band you think I need in my life.

Movies:

Travis & the nitro circus (an MX version of Jackass, only with bigger balls!) any MX films, anything with Jim Carey in it...........

Television:

Throw away your TV!

Books:

The Karma Sutra?

Heroes:

freddie mercury, joel smets, jimi hendrix, homer simpson, doug henry, henri cartier - bresson, ricky carmichael & travis pastrana