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FEV

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About Me

Have an inkling i am a genius but just cant be arsed to do anything with it. daily life bores me because there are no challenges but i dont have the drive and ambition to change that. one day i may fake my death like reggie perrin.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results

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Extraversion |||||||||||||| 60%
Stability |||| 20%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 46%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 50%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 43%
Mystical |||||| 30%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Religious |||||| 30%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 50%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 70%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Avoidant |||||||||||||| 56%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Wealth |||||||||||| 43%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 70%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 50%
Individuality |||||||||||| 50%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical security |||||||||||| 50%
Physical Fitness |||||||||| 37%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Vanity |||||||||||||| 56%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Female cliche |||||| 23% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

people. people would be nice rather than animals. although if you do have a pet that can type and communicate with humans that is awesome and i would definitely like to meet it!

My Blog

confronting smackheads

in the past week or so i appear to have become a trouble magnet for heroin addicts. this may be the last blog i post before i am stabbed to death with a needle. if it is i would like beautiful women t...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 07:25:00 GMT

my nemisis

For about 3 years now i have been having something of a cold war with a gent who goes in my local pub. i dont know how it started but everytime we are in the same room together we make confrontational...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 06:43:00 GMT

is my beard scruffy?

at work today my manager told me i looked "scruffy as ever" because i hadnt shaved. he also told the trainee manager that i was an example of how not to turn up at work like. now i refute this especia...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 17:07:00 GMT

the concept of time

whilst putting out tins of beans etc today my mind wandered as it does when one is carrying out such a task and i wondered, who decided that we should have time? at what point did someone, nay, many p...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 17:44:00 GMT

karl pilkington

for those of you unaware of the genius of ricky gervais' radio sidekick check out this little nugget of wisdom. upon ricky commenting that calum best was simply living off the back of his fathers fame...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 22:11:00 GMT