*KristeN* - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm a JERSEY gurl. I curse - a lot. I say "go fuck yourself," and I say it often. I sure as hell don't like pumping my own gas. I know what real pizza tastes like, and I know that a bagel is not something you buy in a grocery store, you buy it in a "bagel shop". I've actually had a "Philly" cheese steak. And I know that pork roll is not pork on a round piece of bread. I know that North Jersey and South Jersey are actually two different states- or should be. We have different accents for Christ's sake! I can navigate a circle with attitude. All mornings start at a WaWa, even if you are closer to a 7Eleven- because no convience store even comes close to the awesomeness of a WaWa. All good nights must end at a diner - most likely with coffee and eggs. I don't make a U-turn, I "pull a Uie". It's a hoagie, not a sub or worse yet, a hero, and I wash it down with soda, not pop. Two words: Mother Fucker. I don't go to the beach - I go down the shore. I know that 65 mph really means 80. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger...and they expect it. I fucking love South Jersey!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People with attitude. People who are true, honest, and unique. People that are confident and know what they want.....I'm new to Florida...if you think we'd get a long...send me a message!

My Blog

New Email

Hey everyone, just to let you all know...my new email is [email protected] Make sure to check spelling. Also, I should have a new myspace account soon too. I'm tired of having people on there I ...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 22:13:00 GMT

hows life?

Hey everyone. Just letting you all know I'm still alive. I don't exactly have access to a computer right now. Just at friend's houses (Thanks Trish!) -Sorry to everyone in Jersey. Things have been he...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 19:54:00 GMT

New Port No Where

Well here we go again...another update. With as bull-shit filled my life has been, I should be updating every day haha. Well lets see... I got fired from Panera for not giving atleast 2 hours no...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 22:08:00 GMT

Chapter 42069

So yes, another update..for the true myspace friends out there...you know who you are. I'll go in order... First, I quit Bennigan's about a month ago actually. That place sucked. They stay open too l...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 08:49:00 GMT

An Update On My Life.....Read It Dammit!

So yeah, I've been in Clearwater for almost 2 months now, so I figured it was blog time. Everything is going well.I started school, a little earlier than expected, but I finally did it. I'm going to F...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 23:16:00 GMT

Moving To Florida

Yep. Its now official enough for me to post in a blog. I'm moving to Clearwater, FL to live with my dad and go back to school. If everything goes as planned, I will be leaving Jersey on October 27th....
Posted by on Sun, 11 Sep 2005 21:56:00 GMT

Bands

They are taking over on my MySpace.
Posted by on Tue, 25 May 2004 18:17:00 GMT

Old Fat Ladies

So tonight I was driving home from work and got stuck on Delsea behind some fat old lady in a taurus that was eating chicken! Speed limit is 50, and she was doing 20. To busy eyeing up her next bite a...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Apr 2004 16:31:00 GMT

!!!

Woo Hoo, I'm back in the game! Whatever that means.
Posted by on Tue, 27 Apr 2004 07:49:00 GMT

Piebald!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, Piebald is coming to Philly!!! Whos going with me???
Posted by on Mon, 26 Apr 2004 09:22:00 GMT