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About Me

I am many things... but most importantly, I am directionally challenged! Hate black licorice, sharks, clowns, and most snotty folks. I do like to watch hockey, stand up comedy, and UFC. I love, love, love to watch awkward situations happening to the people next to me. I like pretty much anyone except giants and midgets... they don't look me in the eyes.

My Interests

Fellow Christians, Art and people who enjoy it as much as I do, comedians, night hikes, hockey players, motorcycles, freaking people out, and fire... hide your matches, lighters, tiki torches, & fishing (but not touching the fish, long painful story. Ha!) etc.

I'd like to meet:

My own tuckis... If anyone finds her, she's clearly run away from home. $1M for returning her! I believe she's run off with my attention span.

Music:

Dave Matthews, Jack Johnson, Rusted Root, Meatloaf, Johnny Cash, My Chemical Romance, Michael Buble, Blue October, Breaking Benjamin, Hinder, PC3, Peter Yorn, Disturbed, Tool, Phantom of the Opera, Slow Jazz, Katie Melua, Norah, Paul Thorn, Aerosmith, Ingrid Michaelson, Foo Fighters, Ozzy, Hot Chocolate, Tom Petty, Goo Goo Dolls, Bon Jovi, The Cure, The Clash, Taylor Hicks, and any big hair band!... on and on!

Movies:

I'm a sucker for Will Ferrell and Adam Sandler. Plain and simple. If it's funny it's got my attention. Anchorman, Office Space, Saving Silverman, Malibu's Most Wanted, Just Friends, Christmas Vacation, Austin Powers 1, 2, & 3, Superstar Etc. Etc.

Television:

The Office (US Version). Prison Break! There's some hottie McDotties on that show. Also, Reno 911!, My Name is Earl & Chowder

Books:

The Bible is the only book I need. Not much of a reader ;)

Heroes:

Whoever invented whip cream.

My Blog

Stranger Danger - Public Service Announcement

Never talk to strangers (unless telemarketing is your profession). I would like to make sure you are staying safe on the internet. First thing is first. There are 5 key steps to ensuring the safety an...
Posted by Lennie on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 09:45:00 PST

Troubled ladies?... I can fix that!

People, people, people. It's time we as a nation start fixing some shite. But until I get my degree in psychology, I'll have to do it the old fashioned way... common sense. I know, this sounds dangero...
Posted by Lennie on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 06:50:00 PST

Here's to you Mister! Owww!

Hey ya'll... alrighty what the heck are these tiny little gems!? I'll tell yah, they're weird. Yes. Lets dig in to a fistful of all that's weird and wrong. In my book anyways.I understand the concept ...
Posted by Lennie on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 07:10:00 PST

Hot dogs. Hookers. Peter, Paul & Mary.

Some things come from above, and some from below without doubt. While a lot of things are still in the gray, I have a pretty good grasp of what most things fall under. I believe all good things come t...
Posted by Lennie on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 07:59:00 PST

Be Glad It Isn't You!

As I was waiting for my turn at a four way stop this afternoon, something caught my eye. This was indeed a most spectacular sight. Some brain-squad parents had placed their kids trampoline right next ...
Posted by Lennie on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 07:18:00 PST

TAGGED! Like the wild animals!!

I'm not one for rules but this one has some. It's like the Pope... existing, but nobody knows why and for how long. So, until further notified this one shall have rules. ::bangs gavel:: People, giddy ...
Posted by Lennie on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 08:57:00 PST

The Perfect Example

I will have you know, during the ISTEP testing I totally rocked the visual comparison section. Holy smokes!! You mean when you said your name was Fiona... you really meant I don't have enough confiden...
Posted by Lennie on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 11:02:00 PST

Official Application to Date Me

Fess up. If you are reading this you have thought about dating me. If not, you just did. So lets go into this thing Helen Keller style... blind. In my spare time I like to meet new folk. Bu...
Posted by Lennie on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 10:57:00 PST

Consult the MAN-ual

Alright guys... if you know me don't waste your time on this... go on, I demand you stop reading and go do something constructive! This is for those of you who would like to skip the "Hi, my name is J...
Posted by Lennie on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 05:36:00 PST

The Great Quest for Sexy

During my tenure as a MySpace user, I've notice a more than alarming flow of unsexy things. Here's a few that caught my attention and those around me who've contributed.To start off. Jailhouse Rock is...
Posted by Lennie on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 06:56:00 PST