I Already Brought Sexy Back

I'm a dude who loves music, and having a great time. I enjoy REAL people. Not people who do anything or act a certain way just to impress or be like someone else. Just be yourself, and you're a ok in my book.I also enjoy music, sometimes to a dangerous level. It means that much. So do my friends, i'd be lost without them, and i hope to god that they know that.Balls.
Peter
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brought to you by QuizillaSo, in case you were wondering, here’s how I brought Sexy back: I was sitting in my house, watching re-runs of "All That" and coveting the Sexy which I had brought back from its ingenious hiding spot, underneath Gene Shalat's moustache. NO ONE would have thought to look for it there. So there I am, enjoying the comedic hijinks of a young Amanda bines and the quiet hostility of Danny Tamborelli when there arose a knocking at my door. I answered it, and to my surprise, there was Justin Timberlake, asking me how I was doing. Stunned, as I had never met him before, I said ok I guess, and politely returned the question. He went on into an endless dissertation about how he was going to revolutionize the music industry just after he dates Cameron Diaz and eradicates any chance of a meaningful Backstreet Boys comeback. As I was being polite and listening to all of this, Timbaland snuck in through the back window, ransacked my digs, and stole sexy right form underneath my nose. Literally. I figured It worked for Gene, so why not give it a shot. Bastards. So then JT’s song drops, and it becomes a huge it. I was mad, but I decided I wasn’t going to rage at JT for it, as I was really bored when I was speaking with him the first time, so I was reluctant to rekindle a relationship. But a week or two after this all happens, JT sends me an invitation to a party at his place to preview his album for some friends. Bored as fuck, I decided to go. I get there, and start to make friends with a whole bunch of celebs and the like, so I was having a good time. Just then, that’s when the trouble started. I looked at the buffet table and noticed that Timbaland was eating all the dip. Like, hovering over it and devouring it hog style while trying to cut a deal with K-fed to fix his album. Apparently, Timbaland thinks that all he has to do is touch a track and POPOZAO! it’s a hit, but whatever. Anyway, I was becoming sick while watching Timbaland go to town on the dip and I made a comment to Nelly Furtado. She laughed it off, but wouldn’t you know that promiscuous bitch turned around and told Jessica Simpson, and she had to go and make it a public affair by telling the pussycat dolls. Then Clay Aiken comes up to me and tells me that there’s a thousand different ways to piss this crowd off, and I had certainly done so, but even the other party people were like, “Go away sissy boy, Ruben will eat you.” I see this all happening, so before it got out of hand, I decided to loosen up my buttons and head for the door but Snoop Dogg beat me there and popped me like I was hot. JT came over and started yelling at me for insulting the man who was going to make him the biggest star on the planet and I was like “Cry me a river ass. JC was cooler anyway. I guess you and me just ain’t in sync.” That was clearly the wrong thing to say as he and Snoop rocked my body out the door. Taylor Hicks yelled that people like me didn’t make him proud, and I flipped him off. Timbaland spit some onion dip at me and it got in my eye, so I blindly stumbled down the stars and caught Chamillionare riding dirty on his way up. He smelled something fierce, so I told him to get a wash cloth and clean up cause he was creeping everyone out. He looked disgusting. But TI was right behind him and was all nasty with me. He was like "WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT????" and all that shit so I got the fuck out of there and got hammered down by the London Bridge with Fergie. I won’t tell you what happened, but needless to say, it happened “long time”. I woke up next to Beyonce the next morning, and hadserious Déjà vu of the previous night, when in the middle Jay Z burst in and said he had 99 problems, but a sex scandal involving a fat white kid ain’t one, so he kicked me out. I had to walk home. I sent out an SOS to Rhianna for a ride, but never heard back..
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Andizy Naps ya'll.
Birthday: 4/11/86
Birthplace: Awesometown USA (or ridgewood nj, if you're keeping track)
Current Location: Ringwood NJ, land of the free, home of the bored.
Eye Color: a dreamy hazel
Hair Color: SexyBack brown
Height: 5''7'ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: RIGHT NOW BABY!
Your Heritage: all kinds of crazy
The Shoes You Wore Today: Old and tattered
Your Weakness: As Seen On TV
Your Fears: James Blunt relases a new record to critical acclaim
Your Perfect Pizza: Hot, steamy, and full of pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get off my ass and rock the masses
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: heh
Thoughts First Waking Up: GOD I'M HANDSOME!!!!!!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: deformed right ear
Your Bedtime: As soon as the funk is drained from my system
Your Most Missed Memory: making love to your mom
Pepsi or Coke: Coke bitches
McDonalds or Burger King: Mickey DEEEEEEEES!
Single or Group Dates: Single. No hiding.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocotastic
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: Not a fucking chance
Do you Sing: almost consistantly
Do you Shower Daily: what day is it?
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: define 'college'
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: i believe in many things
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when you spin me round sweety.
Do you think you are Attractive: note the picture, and you tell me.
Are you a Health Freak: note the picture, and you tell me.
Do you get along with your Parents: tee hee.
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah. gives me an excuse to play in the rain and giggle like a school girl without chance of being heard
Do you play an Instrument: several
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: um, kinda yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: not so much
In the past month have you been on Drugs: recreational no. Rx, a tad yeah
In the past month have you gone on a Date: i fucking wish
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i live in jersey.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: From a box, yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: I'm always on stage.
In the past month have you been Dumped: feels like it
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in my shower yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: just a few hearts
Ever been Drunk: nightly
Ever been called a Tease: nightly
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: Epicly
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Alive
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: no preference
Short or Long Hair: no preference
Height: anything adult like.
Weight: no preferences as long as shes tons of fun.
Best Clothing Style: her own
Number of Drugs I have taken: however many it takes to get you to go out with me
Number of CDs I own: a million
Number of Piercings: some
Number of Tattoos: some
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 000000000000000000000000000000000
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