Are you the Messiah??
Yes!
You are the messiah!
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your best friend's dad's mother-in-law's nephew's little brother's penpal from nigeria. is that too much to ask? and this kid....
Dream Theater , Tool , The Mars Volta , Primus/anything Claypool , Pink Floyd , A Perfect Circle , Zombie , Lamb of God , Pantera , Static-X , Fear Factory , (Old) Metallica , Jamiroquai , MM , Dimmu Borgir , Slipknot , G'n'R , Santana , Chili Peppers , (Old) Incubus , Radiohead , Keller Williams , Umphrey's McGee , Clutch , Buckethead , Sublime , Clapton/Cream , Chimaira , Dillinger Escape Plan , Sleepytime Gorilla Museum , King Crimson , Blue Man Group , Led Zeppelin , System of a Down , Killswitch Engage , Otep , Cake , Bela Fleck , Page 80, Crystal Method, Prodigy, Sasha & Digweed, Okenfold, any other good trance/techno I'm leaving out, plus many many more...
Idiocracy!!!, Silent Hill, Resident Evil(s), Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Blow, A Clockwork Orange, House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Reservoir Dogs, Mysterious Skin, Dawn of the Dead, Saw, Latter Days, The Boondock Saints, The Usual Suspects, The Big Lebowski, Lord of the Rings, Fight Club, Snatch, Manic, American History X, and I'm sure there's plenty more I can't think of right now.
That 70's Show, Food Network, Scrubs, CSI: Special Victim's Unit, South Park, Drawn Together, The Daily Show (the only reliable American news source), Nip/Tuck, Reno 911, Fraiser, Mad TV, SNL, Will & Grace, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, Discovery/History/Learning/Military/Science channels are always good, and Golf. Again there's more, but I'm high and my brain hurts.
Sphere, Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/anything Tolkien, Anything by John Grisham, Tom Clancy...I dunno. I don't read as much as I should anymore
For Guitar : John Petrucci, Dimebag (RIP!!), Dave Gilmoure, Adam Jones, Mark Knopfler, Mark Morton & Willie Adler, Keller Williams, Jake Cinninger, Eric Clapton, Joe Satriani, Carlos Santana, Omar A Rodriguez-Lopez, Kirk Hammett & James Hetfeild (from back in the day, of course!), Tony McAlpine, Adrian Belew & Robert Fripp (Long Live King Crimson!!), Larry LaLonde, Harlan from Page 80, and a course, my lil bro, Colin Christopher (Aka: Da Wookie) ~~~ For Bass : Victor Wooten, Les Claypool, John Myung, Keith Hornn, John Pettitucci, Jaco Pastorius (RIP), Tony Levin, Dave LaRue, John Billings, Flea, Victor Damiani, Trey Gunn, Justin Chancellor & Paul D'Amour, and Ryan from Page 80 ~~~ For Drums : Virgil Donati, Vinnie Coluta, Vinnie Paul, Steve Gadd, Danny Carey, Josh Freese, Tim Alexander, Chris Adler, Joey Jordson, Mike Portnoy, Brain, Nick Mason, and Pat Mosteloto