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Josh

From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.

About Me


GO BUCKS
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
Seriously Though
What can you say about yourself honestly, I can obviously put little time into a website and make it pretty kickass.
I work my (almost) honest 40 hours a week, my weekends consist of boozing with some friends or just getting the hell out of G'Ville. I am a sports nut, Buckeyes, Ducks, Razorbacks, Bengals, Tigers, Reds, Bluejackets, and the Avalanche to name my many poisons. Yes, I hate basketball. During the summer my time is very limited due to playing softball, and in the winter I hibernate. Average Joe I guess.
If ya need more than that, e-mail me - [email protected]
- svgbear68
Halo 2 is like a fucking addiction.
Woody Hayes dotting the "I"
Badass band from Coldwater

My Interests

Softball, Football, Baseball, Hockey, Drinking, Halo 2, and holy shit Gears of War

I'd like to meet:

The Highwaymen, Hank Jr., David Allan Coe, Reggie White, Sean Casey, Frank Thomas, Woody Hayes, Jim Tressel, and Jessica Biel.

Music:

Atreyu, Hatebreed, Metallica, All That Remains, Dry Kill Logic, Rage Against the Machine, Korn, Pantera, Bobaflex, Soilwork, Unloco, The Reverend Horton Heat, Static-X, Pearl Jam, Led Zepplin, Peter Frampton, A New Definition , Johnny Cash, The Highwaymen, David Allan Coe, Hank Willams Jr., and a bunch of other shit.

Movies:

Scarface, Carlito's Way, anything with Nicholas Cage, Gladiator, Walk the Line, Empire, Tombstone, Fight Club, Jackass I & II, Varsity Blues, Friday Night Lights, The Program, Donnie Brasco, and Reservoir Dogs.

I HATE Joaquin Phoenix and John Leguizamo ... I have my reasons.

Television:

Football, Baseball, Hockey, ESPN, CSI Vegas, The Unit, Shark, and The Mythbusters

Books:

Does Maxim count?
Oh yah, I just subscribed to Golf Magazine too.

Heroes:

Reggie White, Sean Casey, Frank Thomas, Woody Hayes, and Johnny Cash

My Blog

What Up Motha Fuckas?

Just a random senseless blog, to keep everyone a BREAST of life in Greenvegas. It is only 3 days from Christmas, whoopy shit if you ask me but hey ... I'll take some time off of work. Shutting down a ...
Posted by Josh "Danger" on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 10:42:00 PST

Go Bucks (cont.)

Sorry, found some more ... you'd almost think some people are looking past Florida like they don't exist. I know I am.   ...
Posted by Josh "Danger" on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 06:51:00 PST

Go Bucks

Just got this sent to me, figured I would share it. FEAR THE NUT, I LOVE IT !...
Posted by Josh "Danger" on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 02:07:00 PST

Eukanuba Diet

I have a miniature schnauzer and was buying a 25 lb. bag of Eukanuba at TSC, waiting in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Eu...
Posted by Josh "Danger" on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 09:26:00 PST

X-mas Cards

Funny Shit ...
Posted by Josh "Danger" on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 02:55:00 PST

December 2, 2006

I will start out by saying, that was a fun fucking night. 4 cases of beer, bus, and a bunch of friends makes for a drunkin good time. Not that I'm going to go into details on myspace ... I ...
Posted by Josh "Danger" on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 11:13:00 PST

Final Bus Details

Leaving Greenville - no later than 7:30p.m. Arrival in Coldwater - 7:45 - 8:15 Leaving Coldwater - 7:50 - 8:20 Basically I would like to leave Greenville at 7:05p.m., and get to Coldwater around 7:50p...
Posted by Josh "Danger" on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 01:57:00 PST

Bus Update

So it's been awhile since the last bus update, well here goes. I'm not sure on numbers, I mean everyone I have heard from sounds at least interested but not a whole lot of definates. From at least in...
Posted by Josh "Danger" on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 06:53:00 PST

Rivalry Week

A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a Michigan joke?"The guy replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I am 6' tall, 200 lbs. and I am a...
Posted by Josh "Danger" on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 09:15:00 PST

Bus Sign Up

Post here if you would like to reserve a seat on the Hummer's Bus on December 2, 2006. Include if your going to be somewhere other than G'ville for pick-up, I.E. Coldwater. Keep in mind $25 will ...
Posted by Josh "Danger" on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 09:45:00 PST