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Jade "The Blade" Blair

Levi-tasty!!!

About Me



When I was a young lady, my mom taught me the importance of thank you cards and a thoughtful demeanor, not to mention aquianting oneself with the days events to have the ability to discuss any number of topics at a dinner party.

I've replaced it with a healthy drug and alcohol habit, and insomnia.

I am a product of the alternative school system, and thus am pretty sure I live with undiagnosed dyslexia and ADD

I have a little too much time on my hands to be interesting, and am surprised when people don't realize this and/or are hurt when they do.

I am a 40-year-old middle class professional, a 20-year-old wannabe rockstar, and a retarded six-year old

And yeah, I totally become friends with bands to artificially increase my friend count.

What?

PS: It's important to note I'm an not always "Online Now!", I just forget to hit sign out.

My Interests

barn owls, the number seven, black and white, aneijo rum, t-shirts with faces on them, roommates, books, words, doors, private property, and macabre dansing.

I'd like to meet:



Honourable Mentions: Jones, Grace; Knight, Suge; Larkin, Ryan; Bonepart, Napoleon.

Music:

tracy chapman, wolf parade, broken social scene, elliott smith, nina simone, bill withers, tv on the radio, feist, caledonia, elvis, mos def, rjd2, matt and kim, the kallikuk family, caribou, hot chip, kanye west, ratatat, yeah yeah yeahs, the temptations, land of talk, miracle fortress, subtitle, sixtoo, busdriver, rapture, grizzly bear, menomena, modeselektor,

Movies:

Vertigo, C.R.A.Z.Y., La Dolce Vita, Godfather pt 1, Igby Goes Down, Secret Honor, The Barbarian Invasions, The Battle of Algiers, The Princess Bride, flossin'

Television:

oprah

Books:

one flew over the cuckoo's nest, the bell jar, on the road, fear and loathing in las vegas, the culture of desire, and about like a thousandy more

Heroes:

scraper bikers.

My Blog

Meanderings

I am entirely unispired at the moment, but I am pretty sure mr. christy's cookies are only mediocre. But that would be a bad slogan, so I can understand why they exagerate.A good purchasable cookie, a...
Posted by Jade "The Blade" Blair on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 08:50:00 PST

ADDictive!

Check it out guys! It's all my adorable quirks in ONE mental illness! "Symptoms Consider the list of symptoms below that are not often described in the ADD literature but wh...
Posted by Jade "The Blade" Blair on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 01:51:00 PST

An open letter of apology.

I'm not the person to spend time with if your looking for responsibility.I have no idea if I'm currently going through a personal crisis of self-esteem, and that explains my current proclivity to rela...
Posted by Jade "The Blade" Blair on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 02:39:00 PST

montreal cliches, sentimental drivel, and a cat with no name.

Today, me and a friend sat outside on our balcony, overlooking the mountain, and smoked cigarettes, while it started to rain. It started when this friend lit a hand rolled cigarette. "Fuck, this has n...
Posted by Jade "The Blade" Blair on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 07:20:00 PST

HIRE ME for WEDDINGS, BAR MITZVAHS, or your NEXT PARTY

To whom it may concern, I am desperately in need of employment. I am charming, intelligent and incredibly modest. I have retail experience, and, depending on the day, intermediate level in french. I'v...
Posted by Jade "The Blade" Blair on Wed, 23 May 2007 07:42:00 PST

I'm not always "online now"

I just forget to hit sign out.
Posted by Jade "The Blade" Blair on Thu, 03 May 2007 08:34:00 PST

I am not tired. Not tired at all.

I have slept a total of 14 hours in the past four nights. We can break it down to 3/2.5/4/4.5. Maybe. I can't quite remember because for some reason my brain is not functioning at optimal levels. In f...
Posted by Jade "The Blade" Blair on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 01:09:00 PST

I like my women the way I like my drinks.....

Double fisted. This exact joke popped into my head 2 minutes into a wine and cheese celebrating "End Violence Against Women Week". It actually probably has a snappier name, as far as weeks go, and may...
Posted by Jade "The Blade" Blair on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 06:12:00 PST

Numerb 6 revised.

Okay, a slight modification in the 'Celebrities I Hate' list: ...6, Win Butler has been removed. Why? For writing a song that has got the canadian gossip press in a tizzy; they claim it's about the ...
Posted by Jade "The Blade" Blair on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 11:37:00 PST

Drunken Ramblings

In the not too distance past, I got plastered, and returned home to very sober roommates. I attempted to tell them about my night, got emotional, caused trouble and insisted on spending the evening in...
Posted by Jade "The Blade" Blair on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 02:25:00 PST