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T!ff@$weeT

I am here for Friends

About Me

ATTENTION:
IF YOU ARE A MALE, THINK LONG AND HARD BEFORE YOU CLICK THAT MESSAGE ME BUTTON. IF YOU HAVE TO QUESTION WHETHER OR NOT YOU SHOULD SEND ME SOMETHING, CHANCES ARE... YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T.


Cover your ears, honey.Because the magazines and celebrities scream,"You'll never be good enough."And if you hear the liesToo many times,they won't be lies anymore.


Allow myself to introduce...myself.

The names Tiffany.

I'm 19 years old.
I love to write. I'm a horrible driver.
Im downright addicted to Arizona beverages.
i like to smoke hookah.
I drink iced tea like water.
i love making people laugh.
I love Canada. Eh.
I am obsessed with Chris Crocker.
I speak my mind.
I'm down for anything.

HIT ME UP.
SIEMPREAMOR21

T-Mail - [email protected]

Necessities

My Interests


Love of Mine Someday you will die But I'll be close behind I'll follow you Into the dark No blinding light Or tunnels to gates of white Just our hands clasped so tight Waiting for, the hint of a spark
If Heaven and Hell decide That they both are satisfied Illuminate the NO's On their vacancy signs If there's no one beside you When your soul embarks Then I will follow you into the dark
In Catholic School As vicious as Roman rule I got my knuckles bruised By a lady in black And I held my tongue, as she told me "Son, fear is the heart of love."And I never went back
If Heaven and Hell decide That they both are satisfied Illuminate the NO's On their vacancy signs If there's no one beside you When your soul embarks Then I will follow you into the dark

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I'd like to meet:

I'd Like To Meet: bear grylls

Music:


EVERYTHING

Movies:



Television:


I Love New York
The Gauntlet/Inferno/Duel
America's Next Top Model
So You Think You Can Dance?
Law & Order
Planet Earth
America's Funniest Home Videos
Rob & Big

Books:


Heroes:

All of the people who make me feel loved.

My Blog

I condone littering.

As if Michigan wasn't already a shithole of disgust... ...I got bitched at today, by a total stranger.... ....for whipping a Burger King cup of fruit punch out of my car window.   Whatever. Serio...
Posted by T!ff@$weeT on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 03:42:00 PST

Let’s go places.

Have you ever listened to a song and truly identified with it?   Now don't get me wrong, I'm not asking if your girlfriend ever left you and "She Fucking Hates Me" was the first song you played i...
Posted by T!ff@$weeT on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 10:12:00 PST

Things I’m looking foward to.

A brief list of things I am looking foward to in the near future. 1.) School: May 6th. You  need to come now. Nowww. 2.) New job: I have no clue which place I’m going to work for out of the...
Posted by T!ff@$weeT on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 10:13:00 PST

Easter 2008.

BAHAHAHAH!   Easter is officially my new most hated holiday.   Let me fill you in on why this is:     So I sat down with my family, my roommate Lisa, and her boyfriend Ben, to en...
Posted by T!ff@$weeT on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:17:00 PST

Portmanteau.

Status Update:   Exactually, life is alright right now. Aside from the fact that I feel completely apathetic to any aspect of it besides becoming a full time student, it seems to be going accordi...
Posted by T!ff@$weeT on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 05:05:00 PST

Creative writing at it’s best. (Not me this time.)

This is an actual letter from an Austin woman sent to American company Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph. It's PC Magazine's 2007 ...
Posted by T!ff@$weeT on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 11:33:00 PST

Dear Lisa,

If it wasn't for Lisa Bell, I would not be able to: 1.) Discuss my love for Salvador Dali with someone. 2.) Complain about how my front teeth move back and forth. 3.) Get ready for 2+ hours with ...
Posted by T!ff@$weeT on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:00:00 PST

Free Association Writing -Topic: "Lately"

Take a deep breath.  Count to 3 as you exhale. Do not worry about proper punctuation, spelling, or sufficient grammar. Just feel and type.     Lately I have been feeling like I am ant...
Posted by T!ff@$weeT on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 10:10:00 PST

Psychoanalysis. Freud Style.

I want you to write a little original story of about a hundred words. You will note the three words that I have italicized. I italicized the word "original" so that you will apprehend the ...
Posted by T!ff@$weeT on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 12:13:00 PST

Funny things I’ve been thinking about.

So I've been thinking lately.   About how different things, people, and situations come to be when comparing adult life with elementary school.   You might laugh, and say "Of course adult li...
Posted by T!ff@$weeT on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 11:46:00 PST