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Alex Hump Master [lolsecksmeup]

About Me


it's alexxxxxxxx! i was born on april 25, 1986 in california. and i feel OLD. DAMN IT.
DDD: notice that only one dude is on my top.
I'm into awesome things. Things cooler than you.
Skateboarding, drawing, anime, stunts, and other crap. I'm trying to become a hairdresser. I gave up on the video game industry; it's fun and all, but not my thing. I'm still pretty skilled at digital imagery.
I'm not an Otaku, they scare me. I just 'like' anime. I love skateboarding, been skating for a while. Not the best. uhh. i drink alot of the fruity/tropic drinks. lol. sorry sam. xD
I check out guys alot. even if they're mean.
I like reading and writing poetry. Ellen Hopkins is one of my favorite authors. I'm obsessed with Bam Margera. D: Why? I don't know, he's just insanely cool and he sure has alot of balls for risking his balls to do what he does.
i hated peter parker's haircut. i want a new haircut. i love you. D: my sister labors me into cooking. um, i don't really get bothered too easily, so i don't really mind if you spam me. or if you type 1ik3 d!5. it's okay, i guess. uhhh, people always want to like talk on the phone but seriously, you probably can't really hear my voice when i talk. it's kinda quiet. and i go to the library to look at that cute guy that works there.
haha, he's cool. :D
i'm kinda boring when you hang out with me alot. after we go insane, it gets old and it gets boring. which i don't like about myself. i wish i was more vivid. uhh, i bet you'd be like "wtf" if you ever saw my room because i have freakin' shoes on the ceiling! lol and alot of random stuff. heartagrams are cool.
the alex song - by moorakiii.
Alex, Allllllexxxxx!
Also known as Mochiiiiiii.
Alex, Allllexxxxx!
He dresses like a hoochieeeee.
Alex, Schmalexxxx!
I just fucked up your naaaaame.
Alex, Alllllllllexxxxxxxx....
Oh my God, I caaame!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

raaaaaaad people.