Tree is to log as pig is to pork. Discuss. |
Well?
Posted by on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 06:25:00 GMT |
AND four out of 6 were double yolks |
I bought some eggs on Saturday. The box cracked me up....it said:
"laid by hens with freedom to roam outside during the day".
Poor, cramped, midnight hens. Good name for a band?
Posted by on Mon, 07 May 2007 00:12:00 GMT |
CapitaliseThis |
Does anyone know what it's called when two words are joined together to become one word, while each word retains its capital letter? Like MySpace and EastEnders.
Is there even a term for it? If not, ...
Posted by on Thu, 03 May 2007 01:56:00 GMT |
Think of a number |
I think it's strange when you ask someone how old they are and they tell you what age they are going to be in 6 months' time or something. I find that those towards the elder end of the spec...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 11:10:00 GMT |
Did Jesus suffer from astigmatism? |
Today I picked up my new gas permeable conact lenses. I've always worn soft ones until now but I think the new pair will help with my astigmatism. This is not when you have bloodied marks on your eyeb...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 08:59:00 GMT |
It's the way you spell 'em |
My Dad used to think that 'onion' started with a 'u'. I don't know if he waved an onion jack, though.
But he did teach me a good way of remembering how to spell 'Egypt': "eegee wipe it uh". Also...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 01:33:00 GMT |
Nan |
My nan was nearly strangled in bed last night by her lifeline. She is terribly upset that G4 have split up. (These are two unrelated facts.)
Posted by on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 18:32:00 GMT |
Go on, my son |
I was watching the Grand National today and I thought that it is a good job that horses do not behave as a dog does when it chances upon another dog.
Posted by on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 18:30:00 GMT |
