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Matt

About Me

One day this page will be wonderful... And it will be all mine!

My Interests

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Everyone! (Except people who aren't very nice, like the Inland Revenue.)

My Blog

Do Your Bit - Help Do Away With January

I feel today as though the season is getting to me. It's as if I'm down simply because it's January. Like many other people in the Northern Hemisphere, I would prefer it if this month simply did not e...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jan 2009 14:15:00 GMT

Cat Facts

Do you ever feel you don't know enough about cats? Feel that you are being left behind? That your cat knowledge is just simply out of date, and that your after dinner conversation is simply lacking ca...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Nov 2008 07:33:00 GMT

Hya! Hya! Hya!

Someone I know appears to have recently had a conversation with themselves. A conversation about a subject which I'm sure has crossed all of our minds at some point, no matter how briefly. The convers...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 16:18:00 GMT

Extra Care

I was walking through a station today when I observed a sign advising me to take extra care when using the stairs. I had planned to take the usual amount of care, the amount dispensed for safe transpo...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 16:29:00 GMT

Stories From The Urinal. Part One.

A quick recap here, as it's been so long since I posted the opener to this mini series. To be honest with you I just want to move on, I have so much more to write about. In hindsight it was a stupid i...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 22:35:00 GMT

Stories From The Urinal (Prologue)

I've been drinking a lot of water lately. Its very healthy, and I do think I notice the benefits. One of the benefits is the amount of time I spend in the toilet. I don't consider this a plus because ...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 15:13:00 GMT

Too Much Information

A computer hard drive has a limited memory. I often wonder whether like a hard drive, a human brain can just simply run out of space. This causes me to question what I know. There are so many things i...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 12:49:00 GMT

An Unexpected Conversation About A Long Neck

"That's why giraffes have long necks, to eat from tall trees," someone said to me. I can't remember why she said this, I think I only asked her for the time. An interesting topic nevertheless, and a t...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 17:05:00 GMT

The Shredder

I had never seen the need for shredding. To me it always seemed to be something of a display of paranoia to rip everything into tiny pieces before throwing it away, just in case somebody was spying on...
Posted by on Sat, 10 May 2008 18:04:00 GMT

A Handy Man To Know

I've always had problems washing my hands. Many a time I've left a trip to the toilet with soap up my nose and a paper towel stuck to my head. Tonight was different - there was a toilet assistant. He ...
Posted by on Sun, 04 May 2008 17:54:00 GMT