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Mykatina

Flirtin' with disaster.

About Me

Nomadic squatter. Retarded Genius. Constantly busy being bored.

My Interests

i love film and photography. I skateboard almost every day(weather permitting). most of all i like to grab myself stalefish. errdumpin

I'd like to meet:

Jenna Tillwartz, Dick Hurtz, Dick Trickle, Chauncey Peppertooth, Richard Head, Mike Hunt

Music:

BUZZSAW on sirius satelite.

Movies:

Run Ronnie Run, The Blues Brothers, The Jerk, The Life Aquatic, My Left Foot, Shawshank Redemtion, Seven Years in Tibet, Ray, etc.

Television:

Bon Apetite! Preview

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Books:

The Art of Happiness, Way of the Peaceful Warrior, The Pleasure of My Company

Heroes:

that one guy who invented computers using only peanuts, that lady who made a whole shag carpet out of hampster hair, the guy who thought his vest made of bubble gum was bulletproof, R.I.P., the people responsible for producing the skate hardwear "Rims" for keepin it real, scratch that last one, the girl who tried to use a hotdog for a dildo and got it stuck, the doctor that had to listen to the aforementioned girls explanation as to why there's a hot dog in her cooch, your momma

My Blog

1st survey

i just replied to my first bulletin survey. it was lame. that shit is lame. go do somethig more constructive you lazy fucks. oh well, im goin to take a nap now. thats right you wanna be lazy i'l...
Posted by Mykatina on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

update

my blogs arent that intrsesting but i dont care. myspace is fun and all but some use it like they cant interact with other human beings unless theyve set it up through this shit. others use it like ...
Posted by Mykatina on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Memorial day weekend

so a couple of guys were going to chopus christie for a skate contest. we started out in usual fashion. me and another guy had margaritas, but we werent driving so it was cool. long story short all...
Posted by Mykatina on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

whiplash

got rearended yesterday. it was awesome. at least i didn't have to go to work today. my brain hurts. gonna have a new place downtown so if you dont know now ya know. possibly a warming party. i do...
Posted by Mykatina on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

surgery:warmfuzzy:

who wants to touch the hole in my chest?? do it, do it!!
Posted by Mykatina on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

poker night

poker sucks. i cant win at that shit. and to top it off since i lost so quick i drank,,, a lot. then i puked. and got cought.? cot? whatever. so then i get a phone call @ 730am from someone to j...
Posted by Mykatina on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

im fuckin wated

when you see someone that you want and cant do a damn thing.... that sucks
Posted by Mykatina on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

good times turned bad

skateboarding sucks it leaves me when i need it most!!! time to go under the knife again.. woohoo! i gotta take up crossword puzzles or something cause this is bullshit!!! MRI today and then we dr...
Posted by Mykatina on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

huh?

how the fuck do you hook up the tunes on this beeotch?
Posted by Mykatina on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST