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melaknee

i've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: jack and shit...and jack just left town

About Me

making mountains out of molehills since 1983.

My Interests

catch phrases, chilly willy, dirty sanchezing connie and others, updating my ipod, donald trump's hair, escandalos, feminism, gentrification, getting my butt rubbed but only by erika, giant squid, having connie fire me, incredibly long naps, responsibility, keepin' it gully, proper spelling, attempting to read like a mofo, sex, singing the teen titans theme song for jameson, active sampling..haha, stalking people via myspace, super mario bros. 3, the word boss, yelling at people on the subway at all hours, getting shanked and shanking others, watching countless hours of television and then wondering why i'm such a moron, waiting for the day a plane crashes right at my feet, X marks the spot.

I'd like to meet:

anyone responsible for this video :

watch this:

Music:

80s, antigone rising, billie holiday, brand new, bright eyes, the cure, cursive, the darkness, elvis costello, hanson, the honorary title, juanes, kanye west, le tigre, liz phair, morrissey, mos def, nas, neutral milk hotel, a perfect circle, pink slip, the postal service, prison blowjob, the rapture, saves the day, the smiths, taking back sunday, thursday, the kitschens, whitesnake, the white stripes. let's not forget the old mexican man on the 7 who insists on singing incoherently at 4am.

Movies:

80s flicks, the 40 year old virgin, bully, clerks, dirty dancing, donnie darko, ghost, grease, harry potter, jackass, love & sex, mallrats, rocky horror, romeo and juliet ('96), say anything, slc punk, a streetcar named desire, the breakfast club, the goonies, really terrible horror movies/sci-fi originals.

Television:

buffy, dead like me, degrassi, desperate housewives, friends, jackass, grey's anatomy, king of queens, law and order: SVU, my so-called life, oz, the oc, pete and pete, reruns of dawson's creek, saved by the bell, sex and the city, spanish soap operas, teen titans, thundercats, true crime shit, everything that i used to watch as a child.

Books:

anything written by chuck palahniuk, coffee will make you black, girls poker night, harry potter, junky, the perks of being a wallflower, playboy (for the articles, i swear). i should probably read more.

Heroes:

ham and cheese.

My Blog

just things i wanted to share..

i have a couple of specific things i want to talk about. first off, i want to talk about how fucking amusing i find my own blogs...yeah, that's right, i think i'm HYSTERICAL!  besides that, i ho...
Posted by melaknee on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 02:29:00 PST

dunkin donuts dream.

funny story...so i guess my little rant about dunkin donuts came back to haunt me last night. i had a dream that i went to a dunking donuts with my mom and brother-in-law and i ordered two chocolate g...
Posted by melaknee on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 04:34:00 PST

dunkin donuts, menstruation and parmesan-pesto dip.

ugh. i feel like shit. being a woman sucks, is all i have to say. the past couple of days i have been a wreck. i guess it's almost three years of back-up coming to get me. i can't get my shit str...
Posted by melaknee on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 10:54:00 PST

i'm not bored.

i'm bored. there's nothing on tv and absolutely no one on aim. lame-os. so here's a survey that kept me entertained for a bit. 1. How old will you be in five years?oh my god, i'll be fucking 28 years ...
Posted by melaknee on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 10:15:00 PST

lame

i'm bored. i just spent hours, yeah, i said it, hours looking for peeps that i went to grade school with. i found three people. two of the three had private profiles, which i think is fucking lame, an...
Posted by melaknee on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 11:46:00 PST

i have no actual subject.

oh man. i just got home from driving jameson to work and i stopped a the sunoco up the block to put some gas in the car and it was quite creepy. as if it's not creepy enough being out on the street al...
Posted by melaknee on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 03:05:00 PST

thirst, smokes and cover letters.

argh. writing a fucking cover letter is insanely annoying. i've been up since 4:30 am touching up my resume and attempting to write a coherent fucking cover letter for this coned job. it's not rocket ...
Posted by melaknee on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 03:54:00 PST

Invalid Subject line, you cannot leave the subject blank...like hell i can't. bastards.

what up, dawgs. i just drove jameson to work and i'm wide awake but still slightly cracked out. myspace is my new best friend. what else do you expect a girl to do when she's up so early and has no co...
Posted by melaknee on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 03:08:00 PST

you love me.

i'm bored. i feel like shit. i'm a little nauseous and my body is ready to fall apart. sucks, don't it ? i should probably go to sleep but i want to take advantage of the fact that jameson is sle...
Posted by melaknee on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 06:35:00 PST

fucking tired.

man, i cleaned my entire fucking apartment from top to bottom and i am now exhausted. what the fuck...jameson's watching a stupid ass nick cannon movie and i refuse to watch. it seems really stupid fr...
Posted by melaknee on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 09:32:00 PST