Anything unusual, creative, provocative or even obscene. AND tiramisù.
JOAQUÃN REYES, FRENCH AND SAUNDERS and JOHN TURTURRO, but if he's too busy, then JOHN TURTURRO.
Oh Gott, zu viele... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_QpgBCIrdc&eurl=,MANIC STREET PREACHERS (I AM... THE GIRL WHO WANTED TO BE GO-OOOD!!! BUT I CLICKED CLICKED CLICKED CLICKED CLICKED, CLICKED MYSELF UNDER), PRINCE (man, can't forgive myself for forgetting u this morning), MORRISSEY (LAST hottest of the famous international playboys), por supuesto MADONNA (cause she's not sorry, it's human nature!!!), BLACK REBEL MOTORCYCLE CLUB (im Postbahnhof), The Dresden Dolls ("That's the way the medication makes her"), THE CURE, GEORGE MICHAEL (I'm quite alright with u being my father figure so cut the shit, WE LOVE YOU!!!), PEACHES (take me downtown forever and ever and all over AGAIN), N.E.R.D. (SHIT HAPPENS, JUST BLOW IT OFF!!!), WHAM!, Jôhnny, NEPTUNES, NOIR DÉSIR, Aaliyah (because SHE was definitely more than a woman), The Strokes, DR. DRE, PHARRELL WILLIAMS, DOMINIQUE A, Wu-Tang Clan, CROSS CENTRAL, THE STREETS (the coolest freaks begging the leaderz to legalize weed for what motherfucking reason already?!?), MISSY ELLIOTT (RUN FOR COVER BAD BOYZZZ!!!), KATE BUSH! AUTOUR DE LUCIE, EARTH, WIND AND FIRE, Juliette Lewis (HAVE TO LISTEN TO HER SINGING "BORN BAD"!!!!), MARVIN GAYE (Switzerland definitely needs some sexual healing), Angelo BADALAMENTI, EMINEM, KOOL AND THE GANG, PULP ("Pretend you've NEVER went to school, but still you can not get it right"), LL COOL J, THE BEASTIE BOYS (with Q-Tip, mmmmmh...), ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT, DARKCHILD, Beyoncé (La más todo), LA MALA RODRÃGUEZ, J.S. BACH, Linkin Park, BRIGITTE FONTAINE ("JE SUIS LA MACHINE INFERNÂÂÂLL, ET LA SYMPHONIE PASTORÂÂÂLLL"), PJ HARVEY, KELIS ("NO MATTER what the teachers say, ghetto children are beautiful"), THE NOTORIOUS B.I.G. (hypnotizing), JAMES BROWN (would be great living in America... trapped on a sex machine), HOLE (How could you be so fine? How could u be so coooool?!), BLONDIE, GUNS'N'ROSES, COCOROSIE, HAPPY MONDAYS, Arthur H, THE PRODIGY, M, NINA HAGEN, Art Mengo, N.W.A., PLACEBO (See you in November, can't wait), PUSSYCAT DOLLS, JANET JACKSON ("You wan't this? Can you handle this?"), TINDERSTICKS, AL GREEN, TONE-LOC, JEFFERSON AIRPLANE ("The pills your mother gives you... don't do anything at all..."), SEEED (genau guyz, bitte Frauen und Kinder zu Hause lassen...), ARETHA FRANKLIN, DAVID BOWIE+DAVID BOWIE and DAVID BOWIE!!! Alicia Keys, TEARS FOR FEARS, Maroon 5, TINA TURNER, CHRISTINA AGUILERA, IAM ("Pourquoi pour lui la coke? Pour moi les flics en fac-tion?"), SMOKEY ROBINSON, J-LO (PLAY THAT MOTHERFUCKING SONG!!!), Stevie Wonder, FETTES BROT, METALLICA (THE BAND PLAYING IN JAIL IS MUSS!!!), CULTURE CLUB, MECANO, SUPRÊME NTM ("Le psychopathe qui sommeille en moi se réveille..."), ALASKA, SUGABABES, VICENTE AMIGO, FOYER DES ARTS ("DA liegt mein Bruuuder, ich wollt' ihn nicht haaaben, ich konnt' ihn nicht LEEIIIDEN!!!"), JEFF BUCKLEY (Lover, you've should come over... and fucking DONE ME), COWBOY JUNKIES (singing "Sweet Jane"), Ricky Nelson, Alain Souchon, Frank Sinatra, SERGE GAINSBOURG, ALAIN BASHUNG, Elvis The Pelvis, Huey Lewis And The News, Isabelle Adjani, THE BEATLES, Eddy Mitchell, Dean Martin, Johnny Cash (singing "Personal Jesus" and "Ring of fire"), DEPECHE MODE (I'M behind the wheel Dave and I feel love), Amerie, DIANA ROSS ("If there's a remedy, I'll run from it"), THE BLACK CROWES, Nelly (it's getting hot in here when u sing "nasty girl"), LOU REED, MICHAEL JACKSON, Leila K, L7, Elastica, KETAMA, JOHN BARRY, THE DOORS (mother... I want to KILL you), The Divine Comedy ("...Charlotte Bronteeeyyy..."), TIMBALAND, SUGARHILL GANG (SAY WHAAAT???!), SNOOP DOGG (Let's get blooo-oooo-ooooown...), Diana Krall, JOHN COLTRANE, MARC BOLAN AND T-REX (cause it's true, I was getting on when I was eight), Sean Paul, ENNIO MORRICONE, Toni Braxton (so right, no men enough for us ;-)!), ÉTIENNE DAHO, AND SOOO MANY MANY MANY MOOOORE, cause like Kirsten Dunst, I always want some more (even if it's Céline Dion singing "All by myself")...
Lieblings-Dokus: above all others, RIZE (cause the sky'z the limit, and there iz NO LIMIT), SOME KIND OF MONSTER, DIG!, Paragraph 175, ILS NE MOURAIENT PAS TOUS MAIS TOUS ÉTAIENT FRAPPÉS, IN UN ALTRO PAESE, CAPTURING THE FRIEDMANS, RATTLE AND HUM, all about RAYMOND DEPARDON, WAR AND PEACE IN VESOUL, LE COUPABLE IDÉAL, BOWLING FOR COLUMBINE (Marilyn Manson blew me, but what the fuck happened to Charlton Heston? COME OUT man, screw it!!), CAMICIE VERDI, NOBODY'S PERFECT, DARWIN'S NIGHTMARE, IN BED WITH MADONNA...Sonst, oh my... THE DEPARTEEEEEEEEED!!!! COLORS, CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST, DELIVERANCE, FARGO, A PRAIRIE HOME COMPANION, DO THE RIGHT THING, ROCKY, DAS LEBEN DER ANDEREN, LA HAINE, SNOW CAKE, AMADEUS, REQUIEM, DE BATTRE MON COEUR S'EST ARRÊTÉ, COP LAND (can't fucking believe STALLONE did NOT get an Oscar), ORDINARY PEOPLE, 25th HOUR, LES LIAISONS DANGEREUSES, FROM DUSK TILL DAWN, REIGN OF FIRE, CIDADE DE DEUS, CARRIE, THE INSIDE JOB (find this title so much better), RAMBO, 8 FEMMES, GANGS OF NEW YORK, SEPTEMBER, IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER, NIKITA, CENTRAL DO BRASIL, MISS CONGENIALITY, LA CÉRÉMONIE, DOGVILLE, SAINT-CYR, TE DOY MIS OJOS, BLUE VELVET ("LET'S GO FUCK, FUCKEEERS!!!"), CHRISTINE, RIDICULE, THE USUAL SUSPECTS, PULP FICTION, LES INVASIONS BARBARES ("C'est très intéressant mais... le mandat d'lô pôlice, c'est d'arrêter les trafiquants, pô de fournir les renseignements au consommateur..."), KILL BILL II, SPARTACUS, HEAT, TRUE ROMANCE, THE AVIATOR, THE SIXTH SENSE, SCARFACE, A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE (Come over and do me Joe!?), THE OTHERS, VA, VIS ET DEVIENS, SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER, BILLY ELLIOTT, THE THREE BURIALS OF MELQUIADES ESTRADA, L'EFFRONTÉE ("C'est-p'tit- c'est-moche-et-c'est-tout-E!!!"), CA COMMENCE AUJOURD'HUI, EL BOLA (but don't know if I could watch it again, felt literally sick), POINT BREAK, DAWN OF THE DEAD, MUJERES AL BORDE DE UN ATAQUE DE NERVIOS, THE INSIDER, THE FUNERAL (amaaaaaaazing CHRIS PENN), MAR ADENTRO, OLD BOY, L.A. CONFIDENTIAL, TERMINATOR I and II, BUFFALO 66, MAN ON THE MOON (guess why), THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW, GIANT, ONE FLEW OVER... (but can't watch it anymore, too bad memories), IN THE CUT, MEMORIES OF MURDER, THE THIN RED LINE (like how did the director manage to get all those greatest actors on Earth???), TESIS, SUNSET BLVD, THE BIG LEBOWSKI, THE COOLER, QUÉ HE HECHO YO PARA MERECER ESTO, KIPPOUR, LEAVING LAS VEGAS, PRENDRE FEMME, DR. STRANGELOVE ("Of course I like to say hello Dimitri!"), PLATOON, GOOD NIGHT AND GOOD LUCK, LOLITA, REQUIEM FOR A DREAM, THE PARTY (fucking geniuuus), DRUGSTORE COWBOY, SILENCE OF THE LAMBS, INTERVENTION DIVINE, NATURAL BORN KILLERS, RESERVOIR DOGS, GOODFELLAS, LE DÃŽNER DE CONS, THE DEER HUNTER, EVERYONE SAYS I LOVE YOU, MAGNOLIA (Respect the cock and tame the cunt, because WEE... AARE... MEN!!?), KEN PARK, AMERICAN HISTORY X, FESTEN, U-TURN, BOOGIE NIGHTS, AMERICAN BEAUTY (I-WILL-SELL-THIS-HOUSE-TODAY), LOST IN TRANSLATION ("LIP" THEM?!?!?), POLTERGEIST, JFK, PREDATOR, DONNIE DARKO, LE PÉRIL JEUNE, SLEEPY HOLLOW, SMOKE, THE THING, GLADIATOR, LA CITÉ DE LA PEUR, DECONSTRUCTING HARRY, BAD LIEUTENANT, FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL, BROKEN FLOWERS (looove the soundtrack), AMORES PERROS (Goyaaa!!!), THE PLEDGE, CASINO, LA MEGLIO GIOVENTÚ, AMERICAN GIGOLO, A WOMAN UNDER THE INFLUENCE, GREASE, MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL, RAJA, WHEN HARRY MEETS SALLY, DONNIE BRASCO, ZOOLANDER ("TWO YEEAARS?!?! Ho'-HOW do you LIVE?!?"), DIES IRAE, THE LAST SAMOURAÃ, THREE KINGS, INTERNAL AFFAIRS, CABARET, THE UNFORGIVEN, ZELIG, RESPIRO... Regisseure? Pffff, let's take a respiro...: DAVID CRONENBERG, ALEJANDRO AMENABAR, KEN LOACH, WOODY ALLEN, STANLEY KUBRICK, SERGIO LEONE, JOHN BOORMAN, MILOS FORMAN, CLINT EASTWOOD, SPIKE LEE, DENNIS HOPPER, SEAN PENN, JOEL AND ETHAN COEN, JOHN CARPENTER, AMOS GITAÃ, BRIAN DE PALMA, DANIS TANOVIC, PEDRO ALMODOVAR, DAVID LYNCH, MICHAEL MANN, NAKATA (huh, right, not a director, so guess we need a Kästchen für hot boys here), YASUJIRO OZU, ROBERT ALTMAN, BERTRAND TAVERNIER, PARK CHAN-WOOK, JOHN HUSTON, CLAUDE CHABROL, LARRY CLARK, SYDNEY POLLACK, STEVEN SPIELBERG, ANDY AND LARRY WACHOWSKI, JOHN CASSAVETES, ANJELICA HUSTON, MARK ROMANEK, MICHEL GONDRY, JEAN-BAPTISTE MONDINO...
Seinfeld in Oz
Autoren: BRET EASTON ELLIS,VIRGINIE DESPENTES, STEPHEN KING (alias RICHARD BACHMAN), MARTIN SUTER, LUCÃA ETXEBARRÃA, JOSEPH ROTH, ALMUDENA GRANDES, DOSTOIEVSKI, PETER STAMM, BERNARDO ATXAGA, GUY DE MAUPASSANT, MARGUERITE DURAS, VICTOR HUGO, VARGAS LLOSA...
Don't think these people EVEN like the word, but anyway, let's say the're very special to me, cause THEY have (or had) g***, FOR REAL: ROMÉO DALLAIRE, ANNA POLITKOVSKAÃA, GIOVANNI FALCONE, PAOLO BORSELLINO, SERPICO (Are you still living in Switzerland?), PATRICK MC GUINNESS, ANN FINNELL, BRENTON BUTLER, BALTASAR GARZÓN REAL, ERIN BROCKOVICH, VÉRONIQUE VASSEUR, CLAUDE SÉRILLON, PHILIPPE LEFAIT, all KRUMPERS, STRIP-DANCERS AND CLOWNS from LA, HOWARD HUGHES, EDWARD R. MURROW, MARLENE DIETRICH ("Blaaaack market..."), BARBARA, Nathalie Wood, BETTY PAGE, ZOUC, BERTRAND TAVERNIER, CHARLIE BAUER, IRAQIES, JOHNNY CLEGG, Salvador ALLENDE, YANNICK NOAH (parce qu'il part en live sur les pétards, parce que c'est un mec cool), //GOYA//GOYA//GOYA FOREVEEEERRR//, les flics humains, MARILYN MONROE (so smaaaaaaaart), les bons matons, FELA, Tony SOPRANO (well... what a father!!!), ZINÉDINE ZIDANE (pour le "Côté Obscur de la Force", parce que ça aurait fini trop bien... /ouais bon et parce que j'l'ai toujours trouvé t(G)RRès seXXX/), Gisèle Halimi, JEAN-PIERRE COFFE, MODJO and all cool people in Detroit, KERSTIN ÃœBER ALLES und DER Selbstverteidigung für Frauen e.V., DANIEL MERMET, el Comandante MARCOS, MALCOLM X, THE DUDE, MARLON BRANDO, Ingrid BETANCOURT, MUHAMMAD ALI, DALIDAAAA ("Gigi, ça n'a pas été là -bas Gigi?"), METALLICA (the Hell of a CRISIS guyz, but you made it), BIKO, CATHERINE RINGER telling Gainsbourg he's nothing but a "gros dégueulasse", COLUCHE, the ladies from THE L WORLD, HUMPHREY BOGART and LAUREN BACALL, GENA ROWLANDS, LINO VENTURA, all my freaky buddiez in the USA and Marilyn Manson (caus' I guess it's not that easy living there and still staying so focused and lucid), THE STREETS, TRACI LORDS (for the song with the MANICs, adore her in CRY BABY, but wait, were you the lucky one having french kiss with IGGY??!!), ORSON WELLES, CHARLES BAUDELAIRE, LOUISE MICHEL, WOLFGANG AMADEUS MOZART, SANTIAGO CARRILLO y Juan Carlos I el 23-F! NINA HAGEN for showing how to masturbate the (G)RRRright way, COURTNEY LOVE (but babe, what happened to ur face, you ARE beautiful! Really don't need that shit), PRINCE, TRANSSEXUALS, KURT COBAIN, ma mère (cause "she may be a bitch, but she's still a human being"), ROBERT BADINTER, le mec qui a dit: "Sauvez la planète, bouffez du BENETT'", MISHIMA, NOAM CHOMSKY, MICHAEL JACKSON (cause whatever happened, you did not exactly have an easy life, did u, and you ARE a GREAT ARTIST), THE DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES, GÉRARD DE NERVAL, FRANCE INTER, FRANCE CULTURE (VIVE LA FRANCE!), CAMILLA, LAUREN, COCO, ANTEA, MARINE, NAT, RIIM, SANDY, TAKEKISAN, RODRIGO, JORDI, TOMOAKISAN, AKIRASAN, BELGIN, KALIOPI, MARI und CECILIASAN, SARAH, PASCALE, ALINE (oui j'ai le culte de la tribu, pourquoi ;-)) ??), SASHA, MARIBEL, PILI, ANNE-LISE, OLIVIA, LOU (por encontrar el video de Deliverance y muchas más cosillas), Samantha, KEITH, ANI DIFRANCO for the self evident lyrics:yes, us people are just poems we're 90% metaphor with a leanness of meaning approaching hyper-distillation and once upon a time we were moonshine rushing down the throat of a giraffe yes, rushing down the long hallway despite what the p.a. announcement says yes, rushing down the long stairs with the whiskey of eternity fermented and distilled to eighteen minutes burning down our throats down the hall down the stairs in a building so tall that it will always be there yes, it's part of a pair there on the bow of noah's ark the most prestigious couple just kickin back parked against a perfectly blue sky on a morning beatific in its indian summer breeze on the day that america fell to its knees after strutting around for a century without saying thank you or pleaseand the shock was subsonic and the smoke was deafening between the setup and the punch line cuz we were all on time for work that day we all boarded that plane for to fly and then while the fires were raging we all climbed up on the windowsill and then we all held hands and jumped into the skyand every borough looked up when it heard the first blast and then every dumb action movie was summarily surpassed and the exodus uptown by foot and motorcar looked more like war than anything i've seen so far so far so far so fierce and ingenious a poetic specter so far gone that every jackass newscaster was struck dumb and stumbling over 'oh my god' and 'this is unbelievable' and on and on and i'll tell you what, while we're at it you can keep the pentagon keep the propaganda keep each and every tv that's been trying to convince me to participate in some prep school punk's plan to perpetuate retribution perpetuate retribution even as the blue toxic smoke of our lesson in retribution is still hanging in the air and there's ash on our shoes and there's ash in our hair and there's a fine silt on every mantle from hell's kitchen to brooklyn and the streets are full of stories sudden twists and near misses and soon every open bar is crammed to the rafters with tales of narrowly averted disasters and the whiskey is flowin like never before as all over the country folks just shake their heads and pourso here's a toast to all the folks who live in palestine afghanistan iraqel salvadorhere's a toast to the folks living on the pine ridge reservation under the stone cold gaze of mt. rushmorehere's a toast to all those nurses and doctors who daily provide women with a choice who stand down a threat the size of oklahoma city just to listen to a young woman's voicehere's a toast to all the folks on death row right now awaiting the executioner's guillotine who are shackled there with dread and can only escape into their heads to find peace in the form of a dreamcuz take away our playstations and we are a third world nation under the thumb of some blue blood royal son who stole the oval office and that phony election i mean it don't take a weatherman to look around and see the weather jeb said he'd deliver florida, folks and boy did he everand we hold these truths to be self evident: #1 george w. bush is not president #2 america is not a true democracy #3 the media is not fooling me cuz i am a poem heeding hyper-distillation i've got no room for a lie so verbose i'm looking out over my whole human family and i'm raising my glass in a toasthere's to our last drink of fossil fuels let us vow to get off of this sauce shoo away the swarms of commuter planes and find that train ticket we lost cuz once upon a time the line followed the river and peeked into all the backyards and the laundry was waving the graffiti was teasing us from brick walls and bridges we were rolling over ridges through valleys under stars i dream of touring like duke ellington in my own railroad car i dream of waiting on the tall blonde wooden benches in a grand station aglow with grace and then standing out on the platform and feeling the air on my facegive back the night its distant whistle give the darkness back its soul give the big oil companies the finger finally and relearn how to rock-n-roll yes, the lessons are all around us and a change is waiting there so it's time to pick through the rubble, clean the streets and clear the air get our government to pull its big dick out of the sand of someone else's desert put it back in its pants and quit the hypocritical chants of freedom forevercuz when one lone phone rang in two thousand and one at ten after nine on nine one one which is the number we all called when that lone phone rang right off the wall right off our desk and down the long hall down the long stairs in a building so tall that the whole world turned just to watch it falland while we're at it remember the first time around? the bomb? the ryder truck? the parking garage? the princess that didn't even feel the pea? remember joking around in our apartment on avenue D?can you imagine how many paper coffee cups would have to change their design following a fantastical reversal of the new york skyline?!it was a joke, of course it was a joke at the time and that was just a few years ago so let the record show that the FBI was all over that case that the plot was obvious and in everybody's face and scoping that scene religiously the CIA or is it KGB? committing countless crimes against humanity with this kind of eventuality as its excuse for abuse after expensive abuse and it didn't have a clue look, another window to see through way up here on the 104th floor look another key another door 10% literal 90% metaphor 3000 some poems disguised as people on an almost too perfect day should be more than pawns in some asshole's passion play so now it's your job and it's my job to make it that way to make sure they didn't die in vain sshhhhhh.... baby listen hear the train?© 2001 self evident / ani difranco / righteous babe music