A charming fellow who's many accomplishments include making a paper airplane, tying my shoe, crushing six cans with my foot in one day,wining 137th place in a Burt Renolds look alike contest, inventing blinking, liking potatoes, and being over five feet tall. I also have a vast knowledge of all subjects to the point of when I talk to people they have a blank, dumbfounded look on their face and a jaw dropped in disbelief. Don't worry though I'll close your jaw for you because there is a fine line between a blank, dumbfounded look on your face and looking mentally retarded, and I wouldn't want you to cross that line. Plus let's face it thats a cool shirt and you shouldn't get drool on it.
My Interests
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I don't really want to meet anyone, but I accidentally do it often.
