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*monkey*

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About Me

My real name is not monkey, its Mike..or Michael. I play the drums, I tour...alot.Ive been doing it for quite a while. When im not playing music, im working for other bands. If you live in the US or Canada, chances are i have been to your state, probably your city. I can be a dick. I can be cool. If i dont talk to you at first, dont take it personally, im not very outgoing. I have the most amazing, beautiful, awesome girlfriend ever and you should be real jealous cause she is the shit! I rule. If you take me seriously, your an asshole.
You'll get alot further if you IM me....
AIM = Monkeyyoufck.

“If for one minute you think you're better than a sixteen year old girl in a Green Day t-shirt, you are sorely mistaken. Remember the first time you went to a show and saw your favorite band. You wore their shirt, and sang every word. You didn't know anything about scene politics, haircuts, or what was cool. All you knew was that this music made you feel different from anyone you shared a locker with. Someone finally understood you. This is what music is about.”
FUCK YA'LL!

My Interests

Likes: Music, Hangin Out, Shows, Playin Shows, Touring, Drums, Guitar, Talkin On The Phone, Talkin .., Acting like a moron in public, Friends,Parties, skating, Hangin out @ dunkin, driving around aimlessly, hanging out in parking lots and smokin cigarettes, doing shit on the computer, Xbox, Xbox Live, writing.

Hates: Annoying People, Drama, Gossip, Everything that comes with living in the town I live in, Liars, Sluts, Girls that act like they arent sluts but are, Girls that cheat, fighting with my best friends, being single, insomnia, my life, being broke, working, Missy Elliot.

I'd like to meet:



I've already met the only person i need to meet, this is her, be jealous.

But i wouldnt mind meeting missy elliot, so i can kick her in the box.....stupid cunt.

If you live in florida, get this mofo to tattoo you.

And if you love me, you'll support my friends in these bands and the bands on my top 8....DO IT!.

Music:

++ Circa Survive ++ Boys Night Out ++ Deftones ++ HIM ++ Every Time I Die ++ Dillinger Escape Plan ++ Mike Patton ++ Grade ++ The Used ++ Thrice ++ Eighteen Visions ++ Mineral ++ By A Thread ++ Madball ++ Story of the year ++ Gob ++ My Chemical Romance ++ Ignite ++He is Legend ++ At The Drive In ++ Snapcase ++ Unbroken ++ Drowningman ++ Burnt By The Sun ++ The Hope Conspiracy ++ Glassjaw ++ Alkaline Trio ++ Avail ++ Hatebreed ++ D12 ++ No Use For A Name ++ Fantomas ++ Ensign ++ Merciana ++ Strike Anywhere ++ Bob Marley ++ Jimmy Eat World ++ The Ataris ++ Black Flag ++ Choke ++ AFI ++ Coheed ++ Avenged Sevenfold ++ Wu-Tang ++ Atreyu ++ Strength 691 ++ Faith No More ++ Propagandhi ++ nofx ++ nfg ++ elliot(not smith) ++ Bigwig ++ Knapsack ++ Near Miss ++ Midtown ++ Dag Nasty ++ Day At The Fair ++ Radiohead ++ Lifetime ++ Nora ++ Convict Orange ++ Dead Kennedys ++ Circle Jerks ++ Mr.Bungle ++ Tomahawk ++ For The Love Of ++ Q and not U ++ Born Against ++ Converge ++ Rival Schools ++ The Jealous Sound ++ Killswitch Engage ++ Cable ++ Tribe Called Quest ++ Bold ++ Lagwagon ++ Engine Down ++ Integrity ++ Gorilla Biscuts ++ Endeavor ++ Misfits ++ Black Moon ++ VOD ++ Disembodied ++ Shai Hulud ++ Poison The Well ++ In Flames ++ Throwdown ++ Cro-Mags ++ Gangstarr ++ Kid Dynamite ++ Hot Water Music ++ Suicidal Tendancies ++ Head Automatica ++ Quicksand ++ Agnostic Front ++ Descendents ++ Farside ++ Youth Of Today ++ Sunny Day Real Estate ++ Jawbreaker ++ Jets To Brazil ++ Terror ++ Burning Airlines ++ Slayer ++ H20 ++ Fugazi ++ Finch++ Mock Orange ++ Kool Keith ++ Caliban ++ Cave In ++ Neurosis ++ CKY ++ Sepultura ++ Shelter ++ 108 ++ Saosin ++ Team Sleep ++ fordireLifesake ++ Sick of it all ++ Bouncing Souls ++ Twelve Tribes ++ Maiden ++ Comeback Kid ++ Fall of Troy ++ Loved Ones ++ Bayside ++ The Sleeping ++ I am the avalanche ++ Across Five Aprils ++ The Finalist ++ Glory Of This ++ On The Last Day ++ Alesana ++ Grace Gale ++ Lower Definition ++ Four Letter Lie ++ Lucero ++ Paria ++ From Autumn to Ashes ++ Haste The Day ++ Maylene and The Sons of Disaster ++ 12 Gauge Valentine ++ It Dies Today ++

Movies:

Snatch, The Usual Suspects, Lock Stock And 2 Smoking Barrels,Jackass, CKY 1,2,3 and 4, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Friday, How High, Cheech & Chong(ANY),Ghostbusters,Haggard, Scary Movie 1,2 & 3, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Dead Alive, Evil Dead, Army of Darkness ....

Television:

Viva La Bam, Jackass, Wild Boys, Punk'd, The Simpsons, Friends, Unsolved Mysteries, Cops, Any of those Court TV shows about murders and stuff, The History Channel, The Osbournes

Books:

The Dirt-Motley Crue, The Conspiracy Reader, Above Top Secret-The Worldwide UFO Cover-Up, Weird NJ, Underboss, Confessions of a killer.

My Blog

First tour update...

Here i am, in lawrence kansas. Alesana is playing now. Its been fun so far, show's have been sick, all the bands are awesome, musically and as people. Im stoked to be on such a great tour with great d...
Posted by *monkey* is home on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 03:38:00 PST

Dates for the upcoming tour i'll be on..

Ill be these places, the tour is Haste the day, From autumn to ashes, Maylene and the sons of disaster and alesana...the sleeping is on part of it and 12 gauge valentine is on part of it too....come s...
Posted by *monkey* is home on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 09:43:00 PST

MY COMPUTER IS BROKEN..READ THIS!!!!!!!

yo my computer is broke as a joke and i cant get online too much, so if you need to get in touch with me call my ass....862-812-7331  if you have my old cell number keep it, im still gonna use it...
Posted by *monkey* is home on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 05:57:00 PST

i should be asleep right now....

 I used to hate going to sleep. I felt like i was missing out on a few hours of life if i slept. Now, all I want to do is sleep. Its like an escape from reality. In my dreams,i can be with whoeve...
Posted by *monkey* is home on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 01:23:00 PST

video of me playing

This is me playing with day at the fair at the orange street in akron ohio.....im playing the drums dummy.Day at the Fair Me playing with day at the fair in Ohio. ...
Posted by *monkey* is home on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 09:58:00 PST

3 more days left of tour....

fuck, it feels like its been forever...I've been everywhere. This tour has been amazing...I had the pleasure of touring alongside some of the coolest, most talented bands out there. I've seen some old...
Posted by *monkey* is home on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 09:28:00 PST

Rapid City, South Dakota

Yeaaaaaaaaaahhhhh.....we just rolled in to fuckin Rapid City, SD. FUCK, what a long drive....something like 10 hrs or some shit like that. I slept the whole time so i couldn't tell ya what we drove th...
Posted by *monkey* is home on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 12:08:00 PST

August 22nd.....

This is my first entry in my blog from this tour. I'll try to keep it updated as much as possible, but its hard.   Right now we're in Barrington, Ill. at our friend chris's parents house. I...
Posted by *monkey* is home on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 01:37:00 PST

On the road......again.....

I'll be on the road with crash romeo for a few months, here's the dates. Im gonne be tour managing them. Bring me cigarettes and drugs. :)       Aug 11 2006 6:00P Club Revelant ...
Posted by *monkey* is home on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 12:21:00 PST

It's nothing personal, you're an embarassment

fuck bitches. Especially when you try to be nice and they dont give a fuck.....you know, like when they're used to guys kissing their ass because they look good so it's meaningless when someone is gen...
Posted by *monkey* is home on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 12:42:00 PST