i simultaneously defy and enforce physics. I believe that words spoken with honesty are the purest of art forms. I inhabit a world in which humanity is stratified into three possible classifications: kindergarteners who don’t wear brand names; Dads who look like wild, forest dwelling warlocks; and undergrads who sometimes laugh aloud when alone in the school computer lab. If you don’t fit into one of these categories, I'm willing to bet you’re lying. I'm the paper cut between your thumb and forefinger you just can't seem to get rid of. I've got multiple personalities and my inner children are runaways. I'm a virus with a shoe collection. I've burned my fair share of houses. I used to be friends with The Eternal Five. I'm the mumbling in your head while you're crunching the numbers. I'm the apparitions, ticks, gut wrenching, suspicion and glee too. I'm the reason you rolled a nineteen for charisma, the cat's meow, your least favorite aunt. I was a fruit bat in a past life. If you'll let me, I can show you how to feel like a part of something bigger. I'm waiting to find what I know doesn't exist. I've got feelings I can act on. What you're looking for right now is going to evade you forever. Fish don't speak but squirrels do. It all depends on your longitude. You should start from the beginning, but ignore the prequels. I'm everything you'll never be but just don't forget that we have no differences. I don't care too much for your boss and the fact that you're starting to resemble her. You'll find me to be very reasonable if you'd just give me a chance. I'm only as interesting as you'll let me be. I write under pseudonyms. I play for keeps. My grass is always greenest.
We miss you Crystal, we miss you alot.
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