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Morning Masturbation

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

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All you frat boy fucks that went to hi skool with us fuck you!

WE ARE GONNA START A REVOLUTION UP IN DIS NATI SHIT! We have a new arcade opening up in cincy called ARCADE LEGENDS! Anyone who understands why this is a great thing is my friend. If you dont get it y...
Posted by on Wed, 20 May 2009 11:38:00 GMT

@SB3, XBL, cowabunga!

so i seem to have made the right decision on which NEXT GEN console to buy. Got dat 360 with the mango sentinel assist. imho ps3 is a waste of your money. richard gere solid 4 is going to be ported so...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Oct 2008 09:31:00 GMT

what up Oro!!

Women and myspace is a bad eyedea get them some water. Sea nymphs. Why dont girls like me when i wave my gun in the air. What if i had an air gun. Under paid but still dope in many aspects of slick ta...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 14:29:00 GMT

Craptin hook

Really tho starting this one off id like to say thank you for all the ppl that have been on biggs darklighters side since new hope. Mainly because hes gonna need it! All the kings men fell down tonite...
Posted by on Sun, 27 May 2007 06:24:00 GMT

Saved by the Jaws

I was watching saved by the bell. Not saved by the balls or saved by the bellamy. @ the end of this enjoyable family fun filled episode AC Slater threw a grenade @ Zach Morris. Slater aka Moolarf the ...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 04:29:00 GMT

the overly dramatic truth

i can talk like you aint heard. first to put you in your place. man on fire. fuck you raw dog. should have listened. help me help you. im not even really here. you think im a genious. i kno im a whore...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 00:00:00 GMT

doogie bowser

back online so scratch that off your to do list. Todo is a great band. Think its Toto? Totoro the giant flying miyazaki castle. NEED MY PAYCHECK so i can smack the wrath out of adam bomb. Tales from t...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 16:38:00 GMT

Kryptonite rider

Factual evidence has proven that im better than most ppl ever. You cant trust republican, homosexual, christian human beings. So i wont anymore. Blogs are nothing but taken up space which is possibly ...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 02:03:00 GMT

I HATE@ MC CHRIS!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry dj word, BUT i was nice enuff to even go to that show. MC CHRIS is the worst music artist ever!!!!! Ive never seen a show that has sucked as bad as this. @ the merch booth mc chris said my breat...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 22:47:00 GMT

shift key is broken

last night i destroyed a ddr machine. really i killed it. dropped kicked the machine and it died. theres somethin me n some friends created. a looping sentence that takes a genious to understand. here...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 10:16:00 GMT