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Brent number two

If you take a bowl of Vanilla Ice Cream and put it in a cage with a chimpanzee, then force the ape t

About Me

Monkeys can be toilet trained... I am living proof. Thanks mom and dad. I like art, movies, and music. I am slowly learning to play the drums. I write, sculpt, play bass, paint, draw, play guitar, and walk on my hands. I have never broken a bone. Sometimes, I am ambidexterous and other times I use my feet. I just finished up my higher learning at Art Center College of Design... and now I have to make money. Do you like Green? I do. My close friends would agree that I am weird. They would also agree that they are also weird. I am fine with this arrangement. I also like cheesecake and rarely eat it. Cheers!

PS: Check out my band: CENTER CANNOT HOLD
Also, to view my online portfolio, click here

MY ART

My Interests



Midget tossing. Making art. People watching. I like to paint, draw and sculpt. Breaking stuff. Collecting junk. Beautiful, brainy women. Writing shit all the time. Short stories, poetry, and random thoughts. Listening to music even more than humanly possible. Live shows. Playing music with my band, Center Cannot Hold and sometimes with my good friend, Don. I play the bass and the electric guitar. I want to learn the drums. Hope to pick up a trumpet one of these days. Flogging the dolphin as opposed to Flogging Molly, both of which are equally intriguing. Watching great movies, not big budget, Hollywood trash. I watch IFC constantly.

I'd like to meet:

A hot wealthy sugar momma who wants to finance all of my creative endeavors.

Music:

One day I wil have over a thousand albums in my collection. For now I will have to settle for about 550. Now it's time for a list. Melvins, Nofx, Morphine, Nomeansno, Clutch, Mr. Bungle, Faith No More, Alice In Chains, Tomahawk, Soul Coughing, Pink Floyd, Tool, Oingo Boingo, Devo, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, They Might Be Giants, Me First & the Gimme Gimmes, Bad Religion, NIN, Cake, Combustible Edison, Fantomas, Primus, Queens of the Stone Age, Presidents of the USA, Secret Chiefs 3, Skeleton Key and many more. Check out my blog for some Music Videos. Listen and watch, you fool.

Movies:

"Terry Gilliam rules." Brazil, Time Bandits, 12 Monkeys, The Fisher King, etc. Dark City. SLC Punk. The Legend of 1900. Donnie Darko. Big Lebowski. Raising Arizona. Jesus' Son. Blade Runner. Cowboy Bebop. Ghost in the Shell. The Animatrix, not to be compared to the swill that was the last two movies. Star Wars prequels. Monty Python. Requiem For A Dream. Eternal Sunshine of th Spotless Mind. The list is infinite.

Television:

Indepedent Film Channel. HBO. Dexter. The L Word. Heroes. Carnivale when it was still on. Same for Six Feet Under. Whatever movies I can stand for an hour or more.

Books:

Clive Barker, Douglas Adams, Ray Bradbury, Neil Gailman. Every once in awhile, I pick up another graphic novel. Batman, Hellboy, Frank Miller's shit. And if you haven't picked it up, "Y thee Last Man" is awesome!

Heroes:

Mom and Dad. Ren & Stimpy. Midgets.

My Blog

MORE MUSIC

BATTLES-Tonto BATTLES-Atlas Animal Collective-Leaf House Melvins-Bar X the Rocking M Soul Coughing-Super Bon Bon Björk-Human Behavior ...
Posted by Brent number two on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 11:50:00 PST

MUSIC VIDEOS

Since everyone was complaining about the loading time of my page...I decided to dump all my favorite music vids into my blog.There will be more to come in the future.Enjoy!!!Faith No More ...
Posted by Brent number two on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 12:40:00 PST

Post Surgery Habits

I went through surgery OK. I had to stay in the hospital over night which seemed like some kind of psychological torture (especially after having slept only 3 hours in two nights). Most of the pain ...
Posted by Brent number two on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 11:47:00 PST

I'm going under the KNIFE

For all who have been worried about my crippled ass and are following my progress:if everything goes as planned with no hitches, monetary or otherwise...I will be having back surgery (finally) next tu...
Posted by Brent number two on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 10:45:00 PST

Tag... Youre IT!!!

Here's how you play. Once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with ten weird, random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose ten people to be tagged, listing their nam...
Posted by Brent number two on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 08:12:00 PST

My great big back injury

A few of you have already heard the news that I sustained a severe back injury.For those of you who don't know, I have a herniated disc in my lower back between my L4 and L5 vertebrae. The disc is bu...
Posted by Brent number two on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 08:47:00 PST

Show in January

For anyone whose interested, my band will be playing the first week of January.So come down to Longbeach and check us out. A lot of our friends bands are playing as well so it's going to be a good ni...
Posted by Brent number two on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 11:48:00 PST

Educated

It is abhorent,the lies we tell our youth.They buy themselves into slaverybefore they can even comprehend the potential of their freedom.But we tell them nonetheless,and soon they all fall victim to t...
Posted by Brent number two on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:12:00 PST

monkey<vs>machina

I like music a lot.When I don't play bass and jam with other people...I do this instead.It's experimental.It's a litle wierd.And it is all mine.Ha ha hahaha!Check it out:http://www.myspace.com/monkeyv...
Posted by Brent number two on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 08:24:00 PST

My Personal, Jolly, Gay Quiz!

Take my Quiz on QuizYourFriends.com!
Posted by Brent number two on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST