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hi im jordan im 18 and im into all sorts i used to skate
n recently dragged my skates bak out for a bit of a bubble!!!
i also love parkour or freerunning and have wanted to take up the art/disipline
well since the first showing of jump london but never new how to get started
so i never got round to it!!!but me and 2 of my m8s dj and foo
av just started to get into it n its amazin
and also scarily addictive we r still complete noobs mind!!!
i also love musik of nesort!!and i love stand up comedy
almost as much as i love the mighty boosh
which i can tell you is a hell of a lot!!!
i will add more on here wen i av time!!
i also love musical theatre and theatre i love singin,and actin not so much on the dancing part although i do try!!!i love all my yoggurts you know hu you are!!also all 3spires lot (thts company not dance school although im sure people at the dance school are awesome to lol) I hope to go to stage school in a year or two,and im currently studying ballet,tap,musical theatre jazz at allesley school of dance even if it is all gay or wotever narrow minded biggots think of it (but guess wot i have never and will never care wot you c***s think bout it as its my life and wot i enjoy to do!!)i also love monty pythons spamalot see clips below lol!!!
load of people av asked me wot the boosh is and then i got bored so i decided to rite up some of the hitchers dialouge cuz it makes me laugh n i thought fellow boosh fans may appreciate it and none boosh people mite begin to understand the mysticle power like the power of the word "oblong"!!!i dunno weva its all word perfect mind!!
Some call me BabuYagu The Green Man Witch, some say i am the Devil himself, others say i am a man pretending to be the Devil with green makeup and special lighting, That is Nonsense, i am as real as the Forest itself!..................................................... ................................................... Owner of The Zoo For Animal Offneders, home to creatures such as the Nazi turtle, a Freshwater Facist for all the family, over on the left... the Klu Klux Goose, but my finest exhibit is Trevor Robinson, The Shire Horse with over 37 parking tickets, all unpaid mind, evil hooves...................................................... ................................................ Come and see me in The Forest of Death..maybe you can find Brian Ferry there too......................................................... ................................................. I come from a long line of Hitch Hikers. All with bleedin massive thumbs. You see, the thumb is a tremendous boom to the Hitch Hiker. Helps with work, you know what I mean? Only problem was, when I was a child, my thumb was tiny, not just tiny like a single sugar puff, Disgusting! Even me ol' mother would reel back in horror like an anaconda "Oh! What is it! Get it out of here! It's tiny! It's horrible, it's revolting! Take your tiny thumb and get out of here and never darken my door again!" she'd say. I had to leave the family unit, in search of a miracle. I wandered the streets looking for the answer and people told me of a magic shaman, part man, part hornet. So I went looking for him, i went everywhere,i combed the universe, in search of the stripey insect shaman. Turns out he was in a local Primary school, in the bin reeling about with the apple cores, like they do. And I stood there, with my thumb out, and he stung it, and he stung it! He grabbed onto it. It was like he was making love with it with his sting, in and out, in and out! More and more! oooh the puss, the pain, the black voodoo, the wet jigsaw puzzle. I didn't know what was happening. Ohhh for days I was in a trace, but when I came to, there it was, like a fleshy maraca! A thumb, of gigantic proportions! "A miracle!" I said "A miracle! You're a true wizard, How can i ever repay ya!?". And he said to me "500 euros" "500 euros!? You won't see a penny one from me you slag!". And as I raised my thumb up, to smash his tiny skull in. I could see it in his little insect face. I could see him thinking "Oh I created that monster! I created that thumb, and now it's killing me! My own beastly creation! Killing me dead. The sweet irony.". I think he was saying that, but that was a long time ago and in hindsight he could've been just shittin himself..................................................... ........................................ i'm like connect 4 in dagger terms

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I'd like to meet:



any one into music,stand up or boosh fans,!!!!!
but espeshly traceurs in and around the coventry area
to maybe train wiv as i am only a beginner n tips n shizz
wud be much apreciated ect ect ect!!!!

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    1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. Do you have a crush on me?5. Would you kiss me?6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.7. Describe me in one...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 16:13:00 GMT

you know you from cov when!!!

1,You try to pronounce words with the letter 'T' in them and find you can't (letter, mitigating).2,Your Dad, Granddad, Uncle have been made redundant by a car manufacturing company.3,Your school invol...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 11:37:00 GMT