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Clare Catastrophe [DESTROYED PSYCHOBITCH]

I am here for Friends

About Me


THIS IS WHERE I GET MY TATS DUN....
http://www.redditchtattoostudio.co.uk/home.html
its Paul "frenchie" that tattoos me
BANDS...DONT ADD ME!!!!!!
- Names Clare
- Bisexual
- Pierced
- Tattooed
- Tiny
- Love tropicana WAAAAY 2 much!
- I dont care what u say...tattoos do NOT hurt. worst is up ur ribs but that doesnt hurt its just rly uncomfortable. If u think tattoos hurt ur a pansy! they send me 2 sleep!
- LOVES cars...talk 2 me about them...ill love u!
- If any one you know knows me they will either tell u im a complete bitch or tell you they love me.
- Im like marmite, you either love me or hate me. im not quite bothered which to be honest. no loss to me cuz iv got the best friends in the world...dont wanna be one?...ok.
- Has a problem with not controlling her anger
- When im depressed...im DEPRESSED!
- When im hyper...im FUCKIN HYPER!
- But quite often in between
Any thing else you wanna know?...
ask
P • I • S • C • E • S: The Piece of assCaring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high SEX appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.
i have some of the most awsome friends in the world...
MIMI - so awsome...have the most random convos cuz were cool!
BEN - person i got on with the best when he started work. seriously the best lad on the planet!! no lad will compare 2 him. Best friend. hope nothin stops that.
ADAM - is amazing!....seriously. i will always b here 4 him no matter what!
MEL - most random and prettiest person i kno! "QUACK"
JD - will always be the best person in my life. no1 will ever replace her!
JAMIE W - hardly speak 2 him nemore but hes awsome and i miss him
KASS - weve never met but shes the only person in the world that understands me!
GREGG - such a dude!
CHRIS - aka...BRITNEY! hes awsome makes me laff so much. "BOOBS"
SAVVAS - nat is the most chilled out person i kno! but most craziest!
DANNY - formally known as 'danny danger' hes great no matter what ne1 says!
THE MOST AWSOME PPL U WILL EVER MEET!!!!!
sorry if i left ne1 :/
ME STONED =S .......
I TALK SHIT WEN IM STONED OK??!....
but this vid makes me laff evrytime i watch it, mad how i get wen im wrecked!! hahah

My Interests

i dont have much time for a fuckin social life with work and shit at home, but i do love hangin out wiv my mates wen i get the chance...there all awsome!!
oh...yer and smokin weed! like it or not i dnt care.

I'd like to meet:

ne1 hu wants 2 chat 2 meee

Music:

Paramore
Lost prophets
Michael jackson
Avril lavigne
Pendulum
+44
Bon jovi
Def leppard
Linkin park
Christina aguilera
Nelly
UB40
Blink 182
Bullet for my valentine
Kelly clarkson
Pink

Movies:

snatch is the best film ever...end of!!!
U ever cross the road n look the rong way?
Then hey presto theres a car nearly on ya
so wot dya do...somethin very silly...
u freeze, n ur life doesnt flash b4 ur eyes cuz ur 2 fuckin scared 2 think
u just freeze n pull a stupid face
I thort u sed he was a getaway driver?...wot the fuck can he get away from??
whats rong with this 1?
OH NOTHIN TOMMY...ITS TIP TOP...its just im not sure about the colour!
Y the fuck do I want a caravan thats got no fuckin wheels!
Yes london, u kno, fish, chips, cup of tea, bad food, worst weather, mary fuckin poppins...LONDON!
Heavy is good, heavy is reliable, and if it doesnt work u can always hit him with it
SHUT UP N SIT DOWN U BIG BALD FUCK!
If I throw a dog a bone I dnt wanna kno if it tastes good or not, u stop me agen whilst im walkin ill cut ur fuckin jacobs off!!
in the quiet words of the virgin mary...cum agen

Television:

My fave programme has gotta b FRIENDS!!!
and SPONGEBOB!!!! I ♥ PATRICK!
Jeremy Kyle,
Top Gear,
Simpsons,
Grounded for life,
Jackass,
Dirty Sanches,
2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps!!

Books:

IGNORE THIS....background...I got my layout at Cleanupmyspace.com

Heroes:

MY DAD....
hes amazing in everyway.
always there when i need him
always there when i dont
always willing to cuddle me whn i feel like one
always hastlers me till i tell him whats wrong
and comforts me when im down
always tries to do the best for me
has given me some amazing memories
like the sleve skirts
and the ladybirds!
weve been through some of the hardest times together
and still love each other at the end of it
he loves me for who i am
hes perfect in every way to me
why cant ALL lads be as amazing as my daddy.

I LOVE YOU DAD!!!!

My Blog

this bothers me

rite....now...lets get this straight....im bisexual. before you ask...like you always do...no iv never kissed or done anything with a grl...n u say..."how do u know ur bi then?" that pisses me off. al...
Posted by Clare Catastrophe [DESTROYED PSYCHOBITCH] on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 02:24:00 PST

ASK ME NETHIN!!!

  ask me anything! and i will answer!!! no matter what it is!! unless its gna upset sum1 else!!
Posted by Clare Catastrophe [DESTROYED PSYCHOBITCH] on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 02:39:00 PST