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Closed party for a ten year old child.--------------------------------------------August 18th
The Yout Bar funraiser for Washtenaw Rainbow Action.-----------------------------------------------------
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---------------------------------------------------------***ATTENTION: LADIES AND GENTLEFOLK, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT ARSON'S BLAZIN' CARNIVAL!! OUR SHOW INCLUDES FIRE BREATHIN', FIRE EATIN', BED O' NAILS, HUMAN BLOCKHEAD, STILT WALKERS, UNICYCLISTS, FLAMIN' POI, JUGGALIN', FIRE SWORDS, BEATBOXING/YODELING, FIRERY NUN-CHUCKS, FLAMABLES YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN, FLAMING HEADS, STAFF, BURNING BOWLS, BATTLE SCENES, CONTACT FIRE, FLAMING FINGERS. FEATS OF EXTREME HUMAN STRENGTH AND MUCH MUCH MORE!!! WE CAN ENTERTAIN ANY PARTY OR GATHERING, for a small and reasonable fee of course. WE HAVE FIRE TECHNICIANS ON HAND AT ALL TIMES TO INSURE A PROFESSIONAL LEVEL OF SAFETY. SEND US A MESSAGE, AND BOOK YOUR NEXT BIG PARTY!!!
*** serious inquires only!***
"Prepostrious the Clown" The barker for A.B.C., the loudest human block head in glass eatery, flame transfers, fire eating, bed o' nail reasting, flamming pie eating clown from hell."Burnt Nose The Clown" This beerbarian flaming sword spinner has been know to eat flames, get up on stilts and battle various members of A.B.C.."The Yodeling Mad Monk" This man is our only cagged animal in this circus. He tends to excape but you can hear him on the hill tops with his yodeling beat boxing howls. We will catch him before the next show. We hope! With his demonstrations of extra human streangth, Acts of muscle deformity and with his amazing collection of biological odities you will talk about this creature for time to come."Miss Fortune" This lady is a raging fire performer. Fire poi, fire hands and many act to come. You are fortunate to see her ruthless technique."Marievil" Flaming poi are this ladys specialty."Master G" This product of the U.S.A. shreads fire poi, fire snakes, bowls, levitating fire ball, rope dart and more."The Pyro Pirate" The performance brought by this woman is like no other for she rips flaming poi, but is is usually while handcuffed, blind folded or way up on the plank of doom."Two Tone The Clown" Sewn together from dead clowns to enterain satan himself. Two Tone masters the art of fire breathing and laughs at the ill attemps of the mortal jester in compairison to his own skill."Martial Artless" This ninja represents with the flaming nun-chucks, gigantor poi and the wizard! He has been know to hold a grudge against burnt nose the clown. I think it is a Napoleon complex. Ninja please Artless hits harder than concrete!"Doctor Apocolypse" An intergalactic space warrior from the future, veteran of warsnot yet fought and master of the devils own triple staff. Trifle not with this creature of the dark.
