Tokyo Mathlab [is dead! lol!]

Remember that time you used to skateboard but were fucking shitty at it? You would just cruise around feelin good. And remember when someone would call you out on it? play a quick game of pig? Or how about that time you went to school, and were sitting in second period bio. Didn't get much sleep the night before, so you laid your head down, only to awake 10 minutes later, with the notion that you were awoken by your own gaseous discharge. Just when you thought "maybe I'm wrong", the dorky kid next to you said doorknob and hit you so hard you fell out of your seat and split your head open on the hot girls desk. Or even when you were at summer camp, and all you wanted to do was take a peaceful excrement discharge when you turn and see no toilet paper, pull up your swim suit, cause you are at swimming lessons ask someone for toilet paper and explain your situation, return to the toilet to see there was a roll on top the whole time..
forget about that shit. think about that time it was your sixteenth birthday. after your favorite drug dealers throw you the things that make you smile. two hits of californian sunshine acid, a gram of coke, an eighth of the banginest nugget imaginable, and a fifth of grey goose. wake up on the concrete the next morning. youre infront of the train station in a pool of vomit with seventeen bucks in your pocket. what the fuck? yeah what the fuck. you come home and its a week later and oh my god the stories. but seriously, who would win in a fight? The Scare-a-dactly, or J.P. Morgasaurus? They both have their Pro's and Con's; but it all comes down to one thing - tolerance. Some people can handle manufactured drugs a lot better than others. Everyone's body chemistry is different, thus everyone reacts differently to the same drug. So who's to say that we all are in agreeance as to what we're feeling. Scarey thought......where am i? wizard doowop again. those scales drive me nuts. try something a little jazzier, for the fans. hell no. we dont take shit for nothing. we shred the town red without breaking a sweat. what are you talking about anymore? im talking about: sign out of myspace, log off of aim, stop watching music videos on youtube and pick up a fucking dungeons and dragons board. grab your dice and silk cape. practice black magick. drink blood. burn candles and take off your shoes. get comfy because watch, this is the real shit . there are only two rules to our game. we play for real and there are no dungeonmasters in real life. god is dead and we're here to take his place. you know. what. we .mean.focus.
this is for the ladies
remember that time that you were a fucking idiot and decided to try surf on a broken basketball backboard? remember what happened next? no. it was too fucking awkward. let me fill you in. you got five feet peice of plastic where it counts and were a few years too early on your period. thats fucking gross btw.
basically, we're all chill dudes. we pretty much have anything you want and for cheap too. we're all such close friends that we all share mono infected vitamin water cause you know, fuck it. with all sniffles aside we love each other and we're always looking for fun.
let me put it into mathalogical terms.
::sneeze::+fun+illicit fun+hugs+pizza+animal planet = TML
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