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It's R.I.P to the Funboys as we welcome in a new era as The Hammers. With only Pix & Eagle left out of the originals, a new name was a mark of respect for the old boys and resulted as a snap decision to the infamy we gained whilst under our old incarnation. So now in tribute not so much to West Ham but more so the salute to the Green Street Hooligans (and the GSC-esque players in our own team). After a short break from 6 a side following the heart breaking penalty shoot out lose in our last undefeated season, The Hammers are here.Here is the 2008 line up:
  • Eagleton: The ball has a magnet that attracts it to the big maan's noggen. Doesn't put up with razzle dazzle bullshit and makes The Hammers near impossible to beat in the air. Has some power in his shot that will cause attacking problems too.
  • Pix: Well what is there to say, he is like Hazem El Masri minus the boot, The Pix is the man who hangs out with football players.
  • Cameron: After several seasons with the boys now, Cameron has a great voice on the field and makes some fantastic saves too.
  • Sean: An integral presence on the field. Both his leadership and restrained aggression make him a tough customer not afraid of getting his hands sandy.
  • Clint(Willy) Defenders can't seem to get the ball away from his feet and sometimes not even team mates know exactly what he's getting up to. Plenty of tricks up his sleeve and always gives his all. Isn't backward in coming forward.
  • Joelene Really this man glides through the air with such grace he should be at the royal academy of ballet. Blistering pace and sublime skills.
  • Andy His pace will be of great benefit to the Hammers this year. A supremely fit customer with very deceiving skills on the ball.
  • Jake A great force in middle of the park who combines well with those around him. A furious shot and great passing skills, will take on more responsibility this time around.
  • Baz The only new addition to the side but already racked up plenty of game time with the rest of the team. So deadly quiet that he is already shooting on goal before anyone knows he is there. His positional play and array of skills will be key.

    • My Blog

    Funboys Version 3 - Season that was

    Ill try and keep this short and sweet but i wanted to put something up just to reminiss over the most successful season the funboys have had. Unfortunately an undefeated season did not end up in a gra...
    Posted by on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 15:29:00 GMT

    Funboys 1 - Breegulls 1

    The winning streak is over but the unbeaten run continues. All things considering we were unlucky in parts but thats soccer and we'd probably ridden the wave of luck longer than anyone.It was a tale o...
    Posted by on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 15:49:00 GMT

    Funboys 3 - Furry Muffkateers 0

    "im forever blowing bubbles, pretty bubbles in the air"It was the most anticipated game of the season. As much as the Funboys are setting their sights on Grand Final victory, a loss in this game was n...
    Posted by on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 18:21:00 GMT

    Funboys 2 - Super Troopes 0 / Funboys 4 - Young guns 1

    Sorry guys university has been strangling my free time so I have not been able to write as many match reports as I'd like. Suffice to say we have won all our games so far and are enjoying the challeng...
    Posted by on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 17:35:00 GMT

    Funboys 5 - Glenmore Park Young Gunners 3

    Sorry for the late blog.Putting it simply, it was a lesson in being too casual.The Young Gunners showed they have real team spirit and whilst we always kept a cool head throughout the game, the cellar...
    Posted by on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 05:15:00 GMT

    Funboys 4 - WSA 0

    Tonights match was a case of fantastic movement on and off the ball with very average finishing work. The match started well with an early goal to Willy in classic "embarass the team" fashion and it c...
    Posted by on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 08:34:00 GMT

    Funboys 2 - Anfield F.C 1

    "It's all about soul, it's all about faith in a deeper devotion"                             &...
    Posted by on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 01:46:00 GMT

    Funboys 3 - Dilligaf 1

    With both sides comming off impressive victories, we always knew we would have to be at the top of a game. Sporting a side that in many ways parralelled the Funboys in age and athleticism, this was no...
    Posted by on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 08:08:00 GMT

    Funboys 4 - Santa’s Little Helpers 0

    For our first game together as a unit it was a pleasing result. With 9 of the Funboys who'd featured in the previous season returning to go around again, It was good to not have to use the first game ...
    Posted by on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 05:37:00 GMT

    Version 3 - No longer a dream

    31st August at 2:05pm the rumours of the infamous Funboys Version 3 were confirmed with the official registration of the legendary side for yet another season. Expect nothing more than the best from a...
    Posted by on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 06:21:00 GMT