Life is good. The kids are doin' great and so am I. I would like a Rueben sandwich please.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Sam
Birthday: 12/16/67
Birthplace: St Louis, MO
Current Location: Duluth, MN
Eye Color: brown like...er...well they're brown
Hair Color: Good God they're brown too!!
Height: 5'10" of pure-D manliness
Right Handed or Left Handed: dexter
Your Heritage: reared in the suburbs-- we're all suburban there
The Shoes You Wore Today: Keen blunnie knock-offs and some kind Of Born thingees
Your Weakness: green eyed girls
Your Fears: Did that server spit in our food?
Your Perfect Pizza: pineapple, onions, bacon, extra cheesey-- NO LOOGIES
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: hit the Lotto big-time
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: never used one yet
Thoughts First Waking Up: Gotta go pee.
Your Best Physical Feature: Yeah, right. I love my ankles! So dainty!
Your Bedtime: not close enough to my wake time
Your Most Missed Memory: What the fuck is this supposed to mean?
Pepsi or Coke: Coke, lots of coke, but Sprecher root beer is best
MacDonalds or Burger King: This is like asking burning to death or being eaten alive by Zombies. Fine then, it'll have to be the Golden Arches.
Single or Group Dates: whatever, I'll be glad enough just to be out
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Gack, Lipton if thats all there is.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate, especially dark
Cappuccino or Coffee: these are both fucking coffee
Do you Smoke: yep
Do you Swear: All the fucking time.
Do you Sing: Strictly in the car if I'm alone and only to Hank Williams or that Closing Time song
Do you Shower Daily: At least
Have you Been in Love: Oh yes.
Do you want to go to College: Sure.
Do you want to get Married: Could happen again.
Do you belive in yourself: Not really.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No.
Do you think you are Attractive: For a hairy troll man I'm fantastic!
Are you a Health Freak: No, but I avoid running with scissors.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes. Really.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I got laid in a minivan during a goddamn tornado spawning hell-storm. Yes, I do indeed like them storms.
Do you play an Instrument: I can barely whistle and snap my fingers.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes, but not nearly enough to make the voices stop.
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes, mostly at work, and never around my kids or in the house or even the car.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: caffeine-- I have a hefty tolerance
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No, wussed out in the asking her twice though. I'm getting there.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes, but I did not like it, an' you can't make me.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: They come in bags here in America, but no, I haven't and more's the pity.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, not even figuratively.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No, and ne'er will be unless I get drunk enough for karoake(sp?).
In the past month have you been Dumped: Oh yes. Like Al Bundy takes a dump. She brought a magazine.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, but that's 'cause I never have at all. Any one want to freeze their ass off out in Superior?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I totally swiped a Hunt's chocolate pudding cup at work. I'll do it again too.
Ever been Drunk: Several times.
Ever been called a Tease: Not recently-- got to work on that.
Ever been Beaten up: No.
Ever Shoplifted: Matchbox car, at Kmart in 1978, and it will never happen again sir.
How do you want to Die: I sure don't want to know about it, and the surprise better be instantly damn lethal.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Whatever, it ain't gonna happen.
What country would you most like to Visit: UK
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: red, but any dark color and pale skin is best
Short or Long Hair: Don't care, but bald chicks kinda scare me.
Height: tallish
Weight: curvy
Best Clothing Style: jeans and a tee shirt
Number of Drugs I have taken: I found a Portishead CD on a bridge, but it was so awful I brought it back.
Number of CDs I own: Couple hundred minus whatever ones got frisbeed and coasterized by the girls
Number of Piercings: Nary a one.
Number of Tattoos: Not yet, thinking of getting my daughters names banded around my upper arm, or something like that.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Shoulda finished college way back in the early Nineties.
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Rather Experienced
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Not Good
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Yes, your pet wants to kill you.
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