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Kat

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About Me


Well, I'm 24, long brown hair, blue eyes. I'm a bit strange, but u'd work that out if u spoke to me! I have a beautiful little girl who turned 2 in August 2007. I like to sing.. show me a karaoke bar and I'll stay there til close lol, got addicted to a wicked site called Singsnap.. check it out! My Singsnap profile I'm a care assistant, but am currently training to go into nursing. Wanted something with a uniform lol. I have a cat and a dog, so with a baby in the house, things are a bit wild, guess that's the reason I've gone a little insane. Could be worse tho I suppose, I could be livin on the moon with no company but a venus fly trap that keeps biting my arse and a dolphin that keeps slappin me with wet kippers, hang on, that happened in Blackwood last Friday in Wetherspoons... Would write more but it's killing me using my mouth cos my arms are in a straightjacket. Click on this banner to hear my music xxx
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This is one of my fave Python sketches. Always has me in stitches!
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I'd like to meet:

Anyone really, u don't know who u might get on with til u meet them :)Not Big Cook n Little Cook tho, they scare me, specially that little one with the freaky hair, he's evil I tells ya! EEEEEVIIIIIIIIIL!

But saying that, Jon Bon Jovi, Brandon Routh and the Scissor Sisters are in my top ten lol

By The Way, I'm raising funds to get surgery for my cat Orson, poor bugger had his ear fuked up by one of those pesky badgers cos I toilet rolled their headquarters after gettin rejected from their army, please give what u can, whether it's a hearin aid or chloroform, anything will help, thank you xxx My awesome night at Tenacious D! This is them singing Pinball Wizard
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41 weird things to ask me!

41 Things You Never Think to Ask reply your answers 1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? No, they go for the prettier girls lol 2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters? No way! I wanna se...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 15:51:00 GMT

Where the bloody hell am I?

Hey you guys! sorry i havent been around for a bit, life has been a bit nuts for me and I ended up neglecting all you gorgeous people out on myspace! lol Also doesn';t help when TalkTalk pisses about ...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 15:24:00 GMT

I LOVE JACK BLACK!

Hi guys, saw Tenacious D at the Hammersmith Apollo with my best buddy and a few others on the 19th... and it was bloody awesome! Jack n Kyle rocked! Thought we were gonna miss it tho cos of the trains...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 11:39:00 GMT

Wot a bloody birthday!

cheers to everyone who commented n sent me msg's to wish me happy bday, luv ya all lolhad a wicked time this weekend, thanks to chonger, tash, nat, charli n grizz for makin me laff, and feeding me up ...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 03:52:00 GMT

What Am I Doin'?

Well butter my toast n mash my spuds, it's a Thursday, whoopie. Just as if my life couldn't get any worse, the week has decided to play with my fukin mind n make me think it's Friday, well HA! I didn'...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 02:24:00 GMT

Prayer Before Birth

Hi guys, this is a poem i studied in English Literature. It seems depressive, but it's about the view of the world today through innocent eyes and is a message for us to change it. Enjoy lol. Louis M...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 09:03:00 GMT

My Useless Opinions :P

1. Cigarettes: why is something so good gonna kill ya?2. Sex: hmmm, good for stress ha ha ha3. Relationships: if it's good, it's great, if it's crap, GET OUT!4. Your Last Ex: Was a donkey raping shit ...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 17:36:00 GMT

Totally pointless survey

Personality Survey Are you shy? NO Are you selfish? not a bit Are you spoiled? Nah, but my mam does like to treat me lol, and I'm 22! Are you giving? very, ask my mates Would you walk by an ...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 11:43:00 GMT

It's my Astro Chart so it must be true!

Name: Karen Parsons November 13 1983 5:50 PM Time Zone is UT Newport, UK Rising Sign is in 20 Degrees Gemini Extremely active by nature, you like to get around, meet people and do different things. Ve...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 23:54:00 GMT

Thundercats Petition!!!!

Oi u lot! Thundercats has got to be one of the best, but most underrated 80's cartoons. Almost every other 80's cartoon has been revived or remade except for this one. Even celebs have demanded it's r...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 16:02:00 GMT