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For the past 2 years I've spent most of my time rotting away behind the dim glow of my computer monitor in the dark, polished garage in my mothers antique ridden house that is my room.Injecting whatever promising talent i had into my keyboard. I used to skate but the frustration of not being able to stick a trick after hours of pain and anger was too overwhelming. I used to bodyboard but i outgrew my board and when you pay $500 poly, it's like paying someone $500 to smash your face into a sharp reef and begin grating you along the barnacles. I surfed for a day or too but you would have better luck fitting Jeremy Clarkson into a pram then trying to fit a 6ft piece of pointy fiberglass into my mothers 92 corolla. And i barefoot ski but all that's going to do is give me joint and ligament damage. So i just wasted away in a fantasy world of night elves, warlocks, and killing terrorists.Now times have changed. I am now an Aircraftman in the RAAF. Based in the asshole of Australia (that's definitely saying something because Australia itself is a pretty big asshole), Wagga Wagga NSW, i have begun studying to be an Avionic Technician. Why? I have know idea, they just signed me up for it. It seems absurd with my maths skill being about the equivalent of a house painter. But apparently I'm capable of passing so why not? Plus getting the opportunity to play with unforgiving chemicals that have warning labels such as "this substance WILL cause birth defects" is too fantastic to give up.
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I'd like to meet:

jesus. so i can kick him in the groin.

My Blog

Smishy Sauce

This sauce is mostly for carnivorous meat fiends who enjoy sucking the meat off a sacrificial cow. (steak)Serious, too many people eat meat just for iron and protein, without actually enjoying it. All...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jan 2009 02:07:00 GMT

Pro Potato S00p

my new alter ego, Chef Jordan RamseyCreamy f$king Potato Soup    - with bacon:D-You'll need- some f$king potatos- a f$king onion - some f$king chicken stock- maybe even some f$king baco...
Posted by on Sat, 31 May 2008 02:29:00 GMT

Mully’s Bangin Bruschetta

Being on of my hobbies is cooking (even though i dont do it very well), ive decided to blog some of my fave recipes for any cooking n00bs that want new meal ideas.BruchettaGet yourself some - Turkish ...
Posted by on Wed, 28 May 2008 23:38:00 GMT

Radio

What ever happened to the 70s? i feel like ive been born in the wrong generation. I feel like i belong with hard living 70 hard rockers. When i switch on the local radio station, i am sickened by the ...
Posted by on Wed, 28 May 2008 05:34:00 GMT

People are shit.

For the last two weeks i've been working for ferry park resteraunt as a dish bitch, kitchen hand, food prep and waiter. After working a trial shift and then a split shift the next day, the boss seemed...
Posted by on Tue, 27 May 2008 06:11:00 GMT

Apocalypse Now

After the cool looking cover and R18+ rating i was expecting a graphic gore filled Vietnam movie. Three hours later i realised this movie isn’t about blood guts and napalm at all, this film was ...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 04:28:00 GMT

My Sydney Trip

grats me, one of my youtube vids has finally reached 10,000 hits.also.greatest night ever... started off with some heavy drinking in west Ryde with billz and corney. Then a taxi driver who took us to ...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 03:44:00 GMT

Mully’s top 10 films of all time

Jordie's top10 films ever madeComing in at number 10 - The Karate Kid1984 - Ralph Macchio and Pat Morita9 - Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom1984 - Harrison Ford8 - Resovior Dogs1992 - Harvey Keite...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 19:53:00 GMT

FOR SALE

Now that i have your attention...Want to sell BRAND NEW "ARIA" brand stratocaster model guitar with a 12 watt marshall amp and hard case!!!The guitar is pretty much brand new, only played it once. Has...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 23:17:00 GMT