Where's the Nearest Golf Course? Well Pallie I was born Dino Crocetti in Stubenville , Ohio . I worked in a mill for awhile then I actually worked as a card player and boxer . I then thought to myself and said hey be a singer . I tried that without much success then I ran into a little jewish kid named Jerry Lewis one night at the 500 club and we teamed up . It was great at first we played well off each other and we then came to Hollywood where we became the number team in comedy history . After awhile the guy got on my nerves and I kicked him to the curb ! I went solo and after a couple bad movies I started to get some stuff together . I started to run more with The Pope (Sinatra) and Smokey (Sammy) I never really liked Lawford all that much and Joey was pretty funny I liked the guy . I was pretty much a loner and I loved golf and of course the women oh the women ! After awhile I got tired of it all and the body from the years of barnburning has come to the end . I passed away on Christmas Day 1995 . That's that and hey keep drinking !!!!
