You may call me King..........Slave! profile picture

You may call me King..........Slave!

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About Me

My name's Jeff and I'm a Pirate. But, other than that, I'm pretty normal. I am originally(- did I spell that right?) from Cali, then something possessed me to move to Arkansas. I know, I know........ what was I thinking? I was enlisted in the US Army and spent a year in Iraq. I have a couple vids up from there. Alas, the best one is too big to post =(. I am a musician and love all things metal. I think that about covers everything. If not, ask and ye shall recieve.
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My Interests

Anything that has the potential to cause mayhem, destruction, or bodily harm. Uh..... bananas. Oh, Rubick's Cube, my arch-nemisis.

I'd like to meet:

Everybody, especially this kid.

Music:

I like to keep myself educated in all types of music. Except for Opera, there's something about a scantily clad fat woman screaming like a banshee that makes me question the presence of the Almighty. (Just kidding, Lord. I know You know that I know you're there.)

Movies:

Due to the lack of cable or satellite television, movies are the only form of visual entertainment I can afford. (Strippers are way too expensive.) I'm a big fan of Stanley Kubrick and, of course, Freaky Quentin. I really like too many to list.

Television:

If you weren't paying attention before, I don't have TV. I'm poor.

Books:

Books are a danger to the rainforest and Michael Jackson's facial implants. I think we should publish more. And a new book coming out soon called The Book Of Fry. I should be putting up some excerpts and a brief history of the Fry on my blog soon.

Heroes:

Captain Jack Sparrow?? Duh.....