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i have canker sores that would make a leper cry. i abuse perscription hemroidal creams my ipods playlists' consist of either Hanson or Ramstien. i owe 430 hrs of community service for public pubic plucking. my vast knowledge of alchemy has granted me the gift of flight. i have two dads.(one being jim henson) i lost my virginity to a pickett fence.

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who the fuck are you?

i'd like to know who the fuck all these people are, and why are they famous? I would also like more of an explanation than "an entertainer" danny gans, i'm sorry you died this week, but who are you?zo...
Posted by on Wed, 06 May 2009 19:01:00 GMT

dear abbie,

dear fat ass's,When you come into a store, a store that obviously isn't lane bryant, do not ask the associate if they sell for "big girls" "fat girls" or "the slobs of the world"I don't hate the chubb...
Posted by on Wed, 06 May 2009 18:30:00 GMT

hmm

1.The phone.. rings..; who do you want it to be?doesnt matter, its probally geena calling to tell me she's going to cover me in bacon2.When shopp..ing at the groce..ry store.., do you retur..n your ca...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jan 2009 20:24:00 GMT

a repost of the cougar eulogy, rem video not included

the cars done son.we will no longe r hear its sweet purrs , nor fit 15 peopl e in the backs eat alone . 2 cars in in less than 5 month s. and yet i like to think both were so good to me.i shall n...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Nov 2008 07:17:00 GMT

bloggin the o-bit-chs

obituaries that is, as it seems to be tonights theme.many things have inspired me tonight to begin new writing tasks, 1, carrie bradshaw (although samantha jones is a much better muse) 2, leslie's mac...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Nov 2008 06:09:00 GMT

where i want to be.

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Posted by on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 14:29:00 GMT

thats pretty down

how me, carolina, rox, and diana roll.
Posted by on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 14:29:00 GMT