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Yanick

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About Me

I'm Yanick, the huge nerd.
When I'm not at school, working, or hanging out with my all-star friends I can usually be found jerkin off to my car or an xbox 360. woo!

I like to party with my friends.
I'm one of the biggest movie buffs I know.

I believe everyone should be forced to watch the Calamari Wrestler sometime in their lives.

Keith farts in my house too much.
Alexis pokes holes in my waterbed with her penis.

Seriously.

Weber gave me the idea to make a huge list on my about me section.
We also have big gay girl talks.

I can't stand screamo.
I want to start a ska or raggae/rock band someday.
Neal Pert sucks dick.

Just kidding Hughan.

When are we going to play football?

You have been marked on my profile map!

Xbox Live

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Warren Spector, Samuel L. Jackson, Rivers Cuomo, Elizabeth Hurley, Chris Metzen, My Girlfriend, Melanie Snitcher's Brother, A Transvestite, Clint Eastwood, Sean Connery, Steven Spieldberg, and Tina Fey.

My Blog

Killer

There has to be a curse.  Every time I work at the Columbia, a relative of a sales associate dies.  Combine last weekend's death with the two relatives who died Superbowl weekend, along with...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 08:10:00 GMT

Evidence

I want to cry.
Posted by on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 20:39:00 GMT

Destruction

SOMEBODY FUCKIN HIT MY CAR.ABOUT TO RAGE!OH WAIT, TOO LATE!ABOUT TO MURDER SOMEONE!
Posted by on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 06:59:00 GMT

Annihilated

I could not sleep to save my life!  I'm so tired.  I have to work in Harford for 9 hours.  I don't think I can make it.Wah.
Posted by on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 08:43:00 GMT

Aftermath

1.0 was amazing and freakin' huge. Lots-o-sausage too. Weber, Gino, Martin, Dan, Keith, Hughan, Alex Brown, Steve, Arco, Nicole, Fred, Soda, Selena, Tit, Rudy, Doug? & his girl, Craig(for a minu...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 11:04:00 GMT

I chills.

So I have bread now, but I still can't park on my own driveway.  I promise I'm not mad.  Instead, I simply feel puzzled. This entry though, is a result of my blog paranoia.  (IE: I got...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 14:00:00 GMT

Raging

I'm pissed.  Somebody came into my house and took my loaf of bread. WTF. I went out the other day and bought a loaf of good bread, some hot dog buns, and a 2 liter of Mountain Dew knowing that ...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 08:04:00 GMT

Happy Birthday?

I've recieved a bunch of happy birthday comments on my myspace...which nice and such...but my birthday is in two weeks. wtf?
Posted by on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 07:45:00 GMT

Why?!

Why the fuck would anyone have keyed my car last night? Seriously.  That is some fucking bullshit. Who secretly hates me that fucking much?  I don't get it. Wah wah wah wah wah
Posted by on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 11:24:00 GMT

Wings > Crabs

Last night I discovered that wings shit all over picking crabs simply because you don't have to destroy an entire steamed chicken with your bare hands just to get barely any meat.
Posted by on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 11:07:00 GMT