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About Me

"In prison? What prison? You got a prison in your mind? You see what I'm saying? You're in prison, son. You're the one that's in jail because you think there is such a thing as a prison. I'm sitting on the ground and a guy comes up and draws a line and he says 'You're in prison'. I say 'Oh, I'm in prison?' and he puts up a big gate and says 'You can't get out'. I say 'Oh, I can't get out?' and he says 'Yes', then he dresses people up and walks them back and forth and has them say 'We're keeping you locked up' and I say 'Oh you are? I didn't have anything else to do anyway.'"
-Charles Manson
my name is rachel. and i like to party.
She put that bottle to her head and pulled the trigger
And finally drank away his memory
Life is short but this time it was bigger
Than the strength she had to get up off her knees
We found her with her face down in the pillow
Clinging to his picture for dear life
We laid her next to him beneath the willow
While the angels sang a whiskey lullaby.
Oh how wrong we were to think that immortality meant never dying.
"We just didn't give a fuck. We did things our way, and we had a hell of a good time doing it."
-Nikki Sixx

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

NEIL PATRICK HARRIS
A man who is young and dumb and full of cum with a sugar loaded candy cane. Jason Castro =], Nikki Sixx, Jack Daniels, Captain Morgan, Jose Cuervo, Sailor Jerry, Two Face, The Riddler, The Joker, Batman, Captain Barbossa, Superman, Blue, Edwardo, Elmo, The Cookie Monster, Barnacle Boy, Captain Chaos, Spongebob Squarepants, Bootstrap Bill, Astro Boy, Harvey Birdman, Captain Hero, Cleft (the Boy Chin Wonder), Doctor Satan, Iron Man, Mighty Mouse, The Punisher, Jack Sparrow, Captain Spalding, Eskimo Bob, Black Knight, Davy Jones

My Blog

smartest animals.

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Posted by on Mon, 11 May 2009 14:25:00 GMT

People Eating Tasty Animals

The following story is from This is True dated 17 July 2005. It is Copyright 2005 Randy Cassingham, all rights reserved, and reprinted here http://www.thisistrue.com/peta.html" target="new">with pe...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Mar 2009 11:40:00 GMT

Ketchup vs Soft Drink ’08!

1. Spell your name as it soundsCAT-CH-UP2. Are you available?No, I love ketchup3. What's your favorite number?Ketchup4. Favorite color(s)?Red, cause its the color of ketchup5. Least favorite color?Eve...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Nov 2008 22:07:00 GMT

I really don’t think anyone will read it. =]

I don't know what I did to lose your friendship, but not being able to talk to you or even send you this card is killing me.I know longer know where my life is heading, but I don't care, as long as yo...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 21:14:00 GMT

The Square Root Of Three

I'm sure that I will always be A lonely number like root three The three is all that's good and right, Why must my three keep out of sight Beneath the vicious square root sign, I wish instead I were ...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 13:30:00 GMT

I was lying in bed...

And then I realized... I'm not good enough for you.
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 23:36:00 GMT

Pregnant Cancer Patient

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Posted by on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:50:00 GMT

Mmmm...

I dont even know what to say to describe how I'm feeling right now... I feel like no one would even notice if I ran away. I feel like everything I'm doing is pointless now... I feel like I'm trying so...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 00:56:00 GMT

Your mom has my number

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Posted by on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 20:46:00 GMT

Quote of the Day

"I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades." -Demitri Martin
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 13:58:00 GMT