The Son Of More Ol Dirty Bastard |
Repeat your rhymes all the time like a fuckin' parrotPhony gold chains only rated two caratsYou tell your friends that your home is like heavenLivin' in the gutter sewer seven pipe elevenYou wear your...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 23:31:00 GMT |
Even More Bunuel |
He [Bunuel] started a new and better one [project] in August. The idea came from Malagan poet and editor Manuel Altolaguirre, a Residencista, and friend and publisher of [Federico Garcia] Lorca,...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 03:38:00 GMT |
Night Of The Griffin |
Oh, there are sev'ral ways to irritate a lady You could mention that 'er 'at's gone out-a styleOh, that's sure to get 'er miffedIt's bound to cause a tiffBut here's a lit'le trick to go the extra mile...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 01:54:00 GMT |
The Al di Meola Sentence & Thank You |
I have constructed the following sentence using almost nothing but cheesy Al di Meola album titles from the late 70's/early 80's. Enjoy:
''In the Land Of The Midnight Sun, at the Casino&nbs...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 09:27:00 GMT |
Miller |
Ahhhhh - now I know where I am...and who I am. Back in that old shithole, New York, where I was born. A place where I knew nothing but starvation, humiliation, despair, frustration...every goddamn thi...
Posted by on Thu, 17 May 2007 02:23:00 GMT |
The Boulevard of Broken Dreams |
SHE: Pardon me, but aren't you Dick Powell?HE: Yes, I'm Dick Powell.SHE: I wonder if you'd, do me...I thought maybe (sob) -HE: Here, here, here - What's the matter?SHE: Oh you wouldn't understand. Hol...
Posted by on Sat, 12 May 2007 22:55:00 GMT |
The Return Of The Son Of More Carducci |
The song as product was extremely inefficient. The record as product is more efficient, but the artist - preferably one person so as to allow the consumer to focus on one face/voice - is most efficien...
Posted by on Thu, 10 May 2007 07:09:00 GMT |
The Mr. Show Cracker Barrel |
Bob Odenkirk: ...Let's talk serious-like for a minute.
David Cross: Right. Bob, did you know that in the early 1800's it was legal for white people to enslave African-Americans?
Bob: Hmm...
David: ...
Posted by on Fri, 04 May 2007 04:44:00 GMT |
Buddy 'Fucking Clams' Rich |
What the fuck do you think is goin' on here? You had too many fuckin' days off and you think this is a fuckin' game!? You think I'm the only one that's gonna work up there while you motherfuckers sit ...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 13:43:00 GMT |
The Dan |
I recall when I was smallHow I spent my days aloneThe busy world was not for meSo I went and found my ownI would climb the garden wallWith a candle in my handI'd hide inside a hall of rock and sandOn ...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 03:19:00 GMT |
