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Ian, Sasquatch Lord

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About Me

"All shall prostrate themselves before me, for I am Sasquatch, Lord of the forest, tormentor of wayward hikers and devourer of unwary campers. Humble yourself in my presence, lest you taste the full fury of my wrath!" Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

.. width="425" height="350" ..There is no way in hell that would actually happen. Celeberty Deathmatch is FAKE! I would kck Nessies little ass any day!

I'd like to meet:

Your mom. (formally and with the lights on)

Music:

1-2-Go! Crew, 999, A Summary Execution, A-bomb Nation, Adam & the Ants, Against Me!, Alison Krauss, Any Last Words, Askeleton, Atmosphere, B-52s, B.B. King, Bad Manners, Bad Religion, Beastie Boys, Beat, Beck, Bee Gees, Big Audio Dynamite, Big Fuckin Skull, Billy Joel, Bim Skala Bim, Black Brick Kiss, Black Flag, Black Sabbath, Bloc Party, Blondie, Blue Oyster Cult, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, Bodies Lay Broken, Bodysnatchers, Born Against, Bow Wow Wow, Brandi Carlile, Bristle, Buck-O-Nine, Buzzcocks, Captain Tractor, Casey Neill, Cheap Trick, Circle Jerks, Clash, Cliff Richard & The Shadows, Cockney Rejects, Cramps, Crash Test Dummies, Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young, Daft Punk, Damage Deposit, Danny Dolinger, Dead Boys, Dead Kennedys, Death Truck, Devo, Dexys Midnight Runners, Dick Dale, Die Electric!, Dropkick Murphys, Dust Rhinos, Eagles, Ed Gein Fan Club, El Punkeke & The Aliens, Electric Six, Ella Fitzgerald, Elton John, Elvis Costello, Elvis Presley, Enamor, Ennio Moricone, Eric Clapton, Flogging Molly, Funkadelic, Gary Glitter, Generation X, George Clinton & The Parliament, George Harrison, Girlyman, Gogol Bordello, Gorillaz, Haley Bonar, Hayseed Dixie, Henry Mancini, Ian Dury, Iggy Pop, Ignoranus, Jam, Jello Biafra & Mojo Nixon, Jimi Hendrix, Joe Stummer, Johnny Cash, KC And the Sunshine Band, Killing Joke, LCD Sound System, Led Zeppelin, Louis Armstrong, Louis Prima, Luther Wright and the Wrongs, MC 900 Foot Jesus, MC5, Me First and The Gimmie Gimmies, Meat Loaf, Menstrual Tramps, Michael Franti & Spearhead, Mills Brothers, Ministry, Misery, Modern Lovers, Mountain Goats, Neil Diamond, Neil Young, New York Dolls, Operation Ivy, P-Funk, Path Of Destruction, Pilfers, Pink Floyd, Pixies, Plate-O-Shrimp, Pontius Pilate, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Raised Fist, Rammstein, Pamones, Rancid, Raymond Scott Project, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Red Satyrs, Red Vendetta, Richard Hell & the Voidoids, Rivethead, Rob Zombie, Robert Hoyt, Sage Francis, Sex Pistols, Siouxie and the Banshees, Skatalites, Soggy Bottom Boys, Specials, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Stiff Little Fingers, Stillborn, Stranglers, Stray Cats, Styx, Supernova, Sweet, Sweet Jap, Talking Heads, Tegan and Sara, Television, The 5 6 7 8s, The Bleeding Hickeys, The Blue Meanies, The Crucifucks, The Doxies, The Fluid, The Knitters, The Skate Party, The Skeletones, The Soviettes, The Strike, The Waifs, Tim Curry, Tom Petty, Tom Waits, Velvet Underground, Violent Femmes, Voodoo Glow Skulls, With Dead Hands Rising, Wolfmother, Wu-Tang Clan, X, X-Ray Spex, XdevistatorX, Yo La Tengo, ZZ Top, Ween, The house of Pain, Mastodon, Early Man, Alice Cooper. Also, there's more.

Movies:

My love for you is like a truck! Berserker Would you like some making fuck? Berserker My love for you is like a rock! BerserkerThe Berserker is just so obscene Likes evil people you know what I mean He takes your soul and then just rips you apart He'll steal your heartWould you like to smoke some pot? Berserker My love for you is ticking clock! Berserker Would you like to suck my cock? Berserker Would you like some making fuck? Berserker

Books:

I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little death that brings total oblitoration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see it's path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain...That's right bitches, I'm a nerd!

Heroes:

Odin, Frigg, Thor, Baldr and Tyr. to name a few, pretty much all the Æsir

My Blog

hey yous guys.

on sunday, october seventh, i woll be going to go to the 18+ show of the electric six, they are playing at the mainroom in first ave. doors are at 8:00 tickets are $10 in advance, $12 and the door. wh...
Posted by Ian, Sasquatch Lord on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 04:08:00 PST

don't read this.

i feel that, in order to be accepted by the teenage community, i have to post a blog that is just song lyrics, without further ado, Don't talk, watch!don't talk, watch!you came here, watch it!don't li...
Posted by Ian, Sasquatch Lord on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 05:41:00 PST

Life?

Dear Professor Assface Dumpsterjuice: I decided that I don't want to go to school anymore, that means I won't be going to St. Paul Tech this fall. I had a standing agreement with my father, from the m...
Posted by Ian, Sasquatch Lord on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 03:54:00 PST

what a man...

Clint eastwood is the most attractive man in the universe. he is so manly it made my knuckle hair shrivel in fear. WOW. i love wasterns. 
Posted by Ian, Sasquatch Lord on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 07:24:00 PST

Kamieka

at the end of sixth hour today i rolled up in a curtain and john was tying me up, with a rope in there. I was fine with this because i trust john and knew that if i told him to stop he would. Then, ou...
Posted by Ian, Sasquatch Lord on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 02:14:00 PST

Choose your own adventure.

I just finishes my choose your own adventure project for leo click here to read it it's really awesome
Posted by Ian, Sasquatch Lord on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 10:22:00 PST

a few helpful tips on zombie survival

Don't panic. Get away from the zombies. Most of the time, you can move faster than they can. Gather food, water, an emergency radio, flashlights and weapons, and retreat to a secure location. If po...
Posted by Ian, Sasquatch Lord on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 01:28:00 PST

Only for those who saw the 300

ok, here's the deal. The uprising of the undead will happen on February 13, 2012. We have less than 5 years to prepare. I have made a pact with a few of my friends to becoe a spartan in the time we st...
Posted by Ian, Sasquatch Lord on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 08:35:00 PST

fucktaki mushrooms

i just got a laptop! this is very exciting! wow!
Posted by Ian, Sasquatch Lord on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 06:45:00 PST

little song i wrote about star wars

if your name is zack you should probably stop reading now, you might not like what you see. by the way, zack, nothing personal.     Next person makes a sound is gonna get hit, i just can't t...
Posted by Ian, Sasquatch Lord on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 08:40:00 PST