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{Gua-Yo}

Then i find it kinda funny I find it kinda sad The dreams in which i'm dying Are the best ive ever h

About Me

ALCOHOL IS THE CAUSE AND SOLUTION TO ALL OF LIFES PROBLEMS. i work a shitload of hours and i mean a shitload ...i work for an asphalt company, but it pays off in the end, da weekends is when i get to kick back and get drunk of my ass. I'm 6''1, dark brown mexican, true Mexican,so if you don't like da choclate race, then fuck you. I have about five tattoos, easy going so pretty much a slut,lol, nah just kiddin'i have a girlfriend, so back away skeezas! lol!..layed back, just like to drink and chill at da clubs or wherever.i'm very honest, especially when i'm drunk and i consider myself a true friend, if u ever need anything, i'm da one to call, just not when i'm drunk cuz then your fucked... If ur ever in tha mood for danger call me up and ill drive u around Houston.... while i'm wasted....How's that for danger, fuck extreme sports!I ALSO HATE DRAMA, AND I MEAN ALL KINDS OF IT, FROM BABY MAMA DRAMA, NOT THAT I HAVE A KID,FROM WHAT I KNOW ANYWAYZ, J/K, BUT JUST TO GIVE YOU AN IDEA, I JUST HATE ANY KIND OF BACK-STABBING, SHIT-TALKIN' DRAMA, I WATCH T.V. FOR MY DRAMA......LIKE I SAID I'M LAID BACK AND I MIND MY BUSINESS.
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My Interests

Partying.Drinking, and oh did I say Partying, I think I did..!? playin' pool, hittin up the clubs, really whatever, I'll try new things. I'm pretty good at installin stereos, so if ya need one installed, hit me up!You can find me in the pulga parking lot..nah just fuckin w/ ya...

IS I GOT.......

GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY AND BEER!!!!

I'd like to meet:



I'd like to meet Raphael Resendez Ramirez A.K.A Railroad killer A.K.A Polar Bear Killa...LOL... well not anymore......YOU POLAR BEARS STOP KILLING MY HEROES....J/K{no one probably gets that....} BUT I'D LIKE TO ALSO MEET ANYONE AS LONG AS YOU BRING BEER AND NO DRAMA........

Music:

mainly screwed up shit, Rap, Old Skool shit, And Corridos, brings out da true Mexican, of course..

Movies:

I have a wide azz collection of dem...heres about 1/100 of my collection.....





Television:

i Work too much, don't have much time for t.v., but i like family guy, who tha hell doesn't, max x, world's wildest police chases,CSI, House,Bones,Cops,AMW,Without a trace and documentaries, wait, fuck, maybe i do have time for t.v....

Books:

books?! wtf are those??? nah, i'm not much of a reader, but Sniper wuz a good book

Heroes:

well shit, all polar bear killas,cant forget about dem cracka killaz, cop killas too,Pancho Villa, Emiliano Zapata, Jose Cuervo, Mr. Budweiser,Mr. Patron....lol!
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."-Frank Sinatra-"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her".-W.C. Fields-"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy".-Benjamin Franklin-"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."-Henny Youngman-"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."-Jack Handy-"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."-Ernest Hemmingway-"Work is the curse of the drinking class."-Oscar Wilde-"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."-Humphrey Bogart-"I drink to make other people interesting."-George Jean Nathan-