Once upon a time, in a far-away place, there was a small hamlet by the name of Squareville. Everyone in this little town was as square as they could be, and what is more, they were happy, nay, they reveled in their square-ness. Everyday was another square day, and each day after squarer then the last. A square little life, in a square little town.
Then one day, a comet from the far off reaches of outerspace found itself within the proximity of a small blue planet, named earth. Slowly it circled the blue planet, passing closely to it, through the atmospheric regions. A beautifully fiery spray of gas emitted from the tail of the comet, bearing a myriad of colors in its wake. Meanwhile, invisible to the eye... the gases unseen... settled deeper and deeper into the atmosphere.
The people of Squareville stared aimlessly into the clouds above them, witnessing the spectical of colors and lights that illuminated the night sky above them. Relaxed expressions of contentment covered their faces as they traced the comet's path with fingers held high, and spoke in quiet whispers of contemplation. They had no idea what lay just ahead. The clouds grew dark and heavy, and ominous thunderheads rolled around the heavens, bearing the threat of rain. Still they stood. Still they watched.
It was a stranger, by the name of Angus, that broke the silence. Holding a guitar in his hands, he stepped to the front of the crowd, and placed his fingers to his lips. He inhaled deeply, letting out a ear-peircing whistle that startled many of the folks, but inevitably drew the attention of each and every one of them. Satisfied that he had their attention, he finallly spoke.
"Man... this shit reminds me of George A. Romero."
So, I'm Zombie Angus, and I review Zombie Flicks (as I own tons of them) in my blog, and specialize in Zombifying People's Pics. So Ladies and Gents, if yer an Undead fan like myself and would like to see what you look like zombified, shoot me a pic! You can see examples of my work in my pics area - and well, my Profile pic as well! I zombify one lucky person a week (picked randomly), and reveiw one requested Zombie Flick a week (also selected randomly), so bare with me and remember I'm a busy Ghoul.
ALSO, if you want to send me a pic for zombification, please remember to send me a CLEAR and VISIBLE picture (NO BLURRY Grainy crappy pics - I can't work with crap) - and ladies, the more skin exposed the better the pic will be. Seriously. Waist up folks, full pics are not necessary or acceptable. Thanks, and remember - Love Never Dies, Because Love is Undead.
