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About Me

WELL IF YOUR LOOKIN' YOU MUST WANT TO KNOW SOMETHIN' SO FIRST OFF I'M JEREMY AND SORRY LADIES IM OFF THE MARKET I KNOW SUCH A NICE PIECE OF MAN ASS RIGHT? LOL ANYWAYS SECOND I AM AN EMT THEY JUST DON'T PAY ENOUGH SO I GOT A JOB AS A CANINE HANDLER OTHER THAN THAT IF I GET MY WAY SOMEWHERE DOWN THE LINE I WILL MORE THAN LIKELY GO BACK TO A CAREER AS A FIREFIGHTER AND POSSIBLY ONTO FLIGHT MEDIC OR MAYBE GO THE OTHER WAY AND EXPLORE LAW ENFORCEMENT THE WAY I LOOK AT IT I HAVE THE REST OF MY LIFE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT I WANT TO DO IM GONNA LIVE IN THE MOMENT FOR NOW. ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT TO KNOW HIT ME UP FEEL FREE TO ASK ANYTHING!

My Interests

Well let's see here I like to Help people I love the outdoors the forest is always good place for peace and quiet and a good place to party away from the cops hahahaha.... I love The ocean it's one of the nicest places I have seen I like to see different places I love to travel see new areas, people, animals, and other things if I won the lottery thats all I would do is travel and see new places one place I would really love to see is Australia and also Sweden Those are two of the places I would want to see the most. Other than that I'm not sure you can ask and I will tell...

I'd like to meet:

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NO ONE I HAVE MET THE PERFECT GIRL NOTHING MORE NEEDED! OH OK MAYBE AMY LEE, DANICA PATRICK, RACHEL RAY, CHELSEA HANDLER, LYNN KOPLITZ, MAYA DEVINE, SARA JAY, WNEDY DEVINE, BETTIE PAGE, MEGAN FOX, DEMI MOORE, GIANNA MICHAELS, OR CODY LANE, DITA VON TEESE SO HOT WANT TO TOUCH THE HIENY, OH OH DEFFINATLY KAT VON D I WOULD DO BAD BAD THINGS TO HER

Music:

I like all music everyhting but Jazz, and slow stuff a few off the top of my head would be; Pepper, Sublime, Pennywise, Three Days Grace, Mudvayne, Staind, Korn, Slightly Stoopid, Smoov-E, Goldfinger, Papa Roach, Taproot, Disturbed, Akon, Evans Blue, Drowning Pool, Breaking Benjamin, Mad Caddies, Supervillains, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Crossfade just to name a few...

Movies:

Mostly Action and comedy Ummmmmm let's see I would have to say Ladder 49, and Backdraft two of the best movies ever made I have seen a couple lately I liked Guardian, Saw 1, 2, and 3, The Hills Have Eyes, Happy Feet, Over the Hedge, Open Season, The Break Up, Talladega Nights, 3, Pirates of the Caribean 1 and 2, Ghost Rider, Wild Hogs, Stranger than Fiction, Smokin Aces, and wanting to see more

Television:

Same as movies Action and comedy Like; Miami Ink, How it's Made, Dirty Jobs, Home Improvement, King of Queens, Family Guy, Rescue Me, Deal or No Deal, C.S.I., Extreme Machines, Future Weapons, Critical Hour, Trauma Life in the E.R., Cribs, and trucks Can't think of anymore right now but I'm Sure if it's there I like it

Books:

I Don't Read much but the ones I have I like

Heroes:

Drew (my dad)

My Blog

HOW TO TELL IF YOUR GAY

How to tell if you're gay: 1. If you are over 30 and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and rather you've been sucking-off the boys a...
Posted by J-ROCK on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 09:19:00 PST

LIFE UPDATE

HEY just a little update for those who are close know I have been laid off since Friday the 27th well since then I have put more than my fair share of applications in ranging from forklift operator in...
Posted by J-ROCK on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 06:32:00 PST

MY SEXUAL DICTIONARY

Dictionary of Obscure Sexual Terms Angry Dragon Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an a...
Posted by J-ROCK on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 03:52:00 PST

WHY ARE MEN SO QUIET IN BED

I was having a conversation awhile back with a friend of mine and an interesting subject came up. Someone asked, "Why are guys so quiet in bed." And while this is by no means true for all guys, here i...
Posted by J-ROCK on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 05:30:00 PST

WOMEN

Posted by J-ROCK on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 11:43:00 PST

COPS!!!

Most all of us have been there. We look up in the rear view mirror to witness the seizure-inducing flash of red and blue lights (or sometimes just blue). The adrenaline starts pumping and our ...
Posted by J-ROCK on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 01:38:00 PST

JUST A BLOG

EVERYONE WISHES THEY WERE AS COOL AS ME BECAUSE IM A LOSER AND NO ONE WRITES ME I THINK IM GONN...
Posted by J-ROCK on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 05:22:00 PST

BEER VS. VAGINA

BEER vs. VAGINA!!! There are no losers...really.1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.One point to BEER2.Warm beer tastes awful.One point to VAGINA3.A really cold beer is satisfy...
Posted by J-ROCK on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 06:25:00 PST

BEER TURNS YOU TO WOMEN

Beer contains female hormones!Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released theresults of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of femalehormones in beer. Men should ta...
Posted by J-ROCK on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 08:17:00 PST