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The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread...Robert

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I'm Robert Keil Blomker the 2nd! I am known to people as Rob, Robert, The Rob, Mr. Scorpion '05, and The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread. I'm tall, and I am Sexy..lol..yeah right... I have the best girlfriend that god could give me,
Heather Oliver...

She is my life...

I Love You Heather!
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Hey Myspace... I'm Robert Blomker...I live in Hesperia, California. I'm a pizza delivery guy for Pasco's Pizza, (760) 244-9656 is the number there. I'm an actor/musician/author/genius...Well not so much the last one. I play the guitar, piano, violin, bass, etc., pretty much if you give me a full 5 days...I'll learn any instrument....except drums..I just can't get them correctly. I have the greatest girlfriend in the world, Heather H. Oliver, she's my universe. I also have some of the greatest friends...Ryan Dunaway, Turner Munch, Michael Brown, Miguel Castellano, Adrian Centeno, ect. As Owen Wilson once put it, "I don't live to work...I work to live." and the same thing kinda goes for me right now, but i have to work to pay my dad off for my frickin sweet Nissan (thanks Brown Family), and the bills (boo!). I'm all up to Lay the Smackdown on Smackdown vs. Raw or a Pro Face Off on Guitar Hero, or even a game of Horse on Tony Hawk's Project 8. As you can tell I like to play video games. I'm also into computers...I love to design websites and tinker around with some random ass computerized thing to make it work. I'm an All-around good guy, Dependable, Comical, Intelligent, and Sexy (not!) So If you wanna message me, prepare yourself for the best conversation you'll ever have.

My Girlfriend

First thing about my girlfriend...She's the best. I'm so in love with her. She's my greatest ever. My Truest Love. Life is so much better with her, and when i see her its the best! Heather means the world to me, and I'm the World to her. I love her with all my heart and She loves me too.

She is my life...

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Monday, October 23rd, 2006

Monday, October 23rd, 2006So Whats Up People! Robert here! So this has been a Week of Busy-ness.Last Monday I had my "interview" with the Sears Warehouse...I ended up re-filling out the Application......
Posted by The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread...Robert on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 07:57:00 PST

The Return of the Blog....Daily...

Sunday, October 15th, 2006So as you can see I'm returning the Daily Blog...but this time around it'll be a little different... Instead of every day it'll be more like Bi-weekly...or tri-weekly...It'll...
Posted by The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread...Robert on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 08:57:00 PST

To My friend, Mike Brown...

Michael, I have never told you this, but thank you for always being there for me! You're my brother through thick and thin! I love you no matter what! You were the reason i stuck with drama after my ...
Posted by The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread...Robert on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 02:29:00 PST

My Girlfriend...Like Rain to a Flower

My Girlfriend...Like Rain to a flower7-23-06 My hearts garden grows with love from oneyet it still blooms sweetly flowers for othersfor loving special people water this you seelike sisters, brothers, ...
Posted by The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread...Robert on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 01:14:00 PST

"Love Yourself"

Love Yourself07-14-06 I wish I had a mirrorA Mirror that was trueto make your perception clearerso then you can love youYou say that you're not looking goodyou say that it's you, you hateI've done all...
Posted by The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread...Robert on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 01:24:00 PST

Weakness

Weakness07-14-06 You are my weaknessYou are my friendThe best until the end You are my weaknessYou are my lifeOne day, You'll be my wife You are my weaknessYou are my breathUntil the inevitable death ...
Posted by The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread...Robert on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 02:07:00 PST

"The Cruelest Crime"

"The Cruelest Crime"04-25-06 The Light turns to DarkAnd the Moon Replaces the SunMy heart will Sparkwith love Until we are done...Life will begin once againA Whole New DayThe Other New MenThere's Noth...
Posted by The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread...Robert on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 05:47:00 PST

Fuck Fake People

I've realized that some of my certain 'friends' are really fake to me nowadays....I don't know what i did to them to make them this way but yeah.....I say FUCK Fake people........Yep i said it....FUCK...
Posted by The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread...Robert on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 03:11:00 PST

Heather Oliver....My Girlfriend....

She is most definitly the best girlfriend ever! I am so in love with her! She is one of the reasons I wake up in the morning. She is one of the most amazing people i know. She sure knows how to make ...
Posted by The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread...Robert on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 01:01:00 PST

Daily Blog 3/2/06

Thursday, March 2nd 2006 So whats Up people? So today was a boring ass day with some good parts...First I woke up late and decided to take my sweet ass time so i didn't even leave my house til about 1...
Posted by The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread...Robert on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 10:21:00 PST