I had another dream |
That Joan Rivers was my subletter.And she looked just like she doesAnd we were sitting on my couch, and all I wanted to ask her was"Joan, what happened?? Why are you subletting my apartment?? What tr...
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 22:54:00 GMT |
If we don’t need another hero... |
Then why is Hillary still running?Seriously guys.I voted for herBut she's kinda doneAnd they put the craziest pictures of her in the paperI mean she's got this maniacal open mouthed smile/yawn where i...
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 22:16:00 GMT |
Hairless Fighting Cats |
I love memory foam beds.My grandfather has oneAnd I would often excuse myself from the dinner tableOr birthday-present opening....ceremonies,Or just a round of afternoon cocktails after church...What ...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 22:52:00 GMT |
It’s too early to hate. |
So, as I was enjoying my morning commute today...at 6am on a Saturday, mind you...I noticed a scary looking passenger get on the train at about 145th street. He was a white male, probably early ...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 05:25:00 GMT |
Celebrites I have seen out and about in New York |
Joan RiversMeryl StreepBill ClintonChelsea ClintonJames MarsdenKevin KlineStephen SondheimStockard ChanningChristine BaranksiCillian MurphyNathan LaneTerrence McNallyJack O’BrianFrances McDorman...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:29:00 GMT |
I had a dream |
I had lunch with the Clintons.I was in a bar/restaurant, and the police had just come in to raid the place...get all the underage kids out. Except the ones who were eating with their parents, they ca...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 07:46:00 GMT |
Revolt against Facebook, Part 2 |
Well I just wanted you all to notice that the new main page kind of evokes a certain, Facebook quality, what with the status shit and stuff. Thought you should know that I noticed that TomI tried to ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 22:07:00 GMT |
Revolt against Iran. Take one. |
I've been to Pittsburgh far too much latelyToday we went to the Phipps ConservatoryAnd saw an exhibit by Chihuly, which was beautifulBut I'm ready to go back to New YorkYesterday there was a girl with...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 19:49:00 GMT |
Revolt Against Facebook Part 1 |
I thought that by adding Part 1 to the subject you'd me more tempted to read.I feel a very slight, but significant shift in the universeFacebook is cooler than MyspaceIt's true, I even got caught up i...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 22:12:00 GMT |
Ohhh Mary. |
This girl I used to date, she was homecoming queen our senior year of high schoolShe's pregnant and has hooks in her backAnd Jen says she can see how that would fit, because we kinda look alikeSo do w...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 12:59:00 GMT |
