I'd like to meet:
the American Gladiators
Movies:
Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Braveheart, Super Troopers, Joyeux Noel, Casino Royale
Television:
the Daily Show, Jeopardy!, Scrubs, the Office, and of course, SportsCenter
Books:
Catch 22, Captain Blood, Flashman, Our Mutual Friend
Heroes:
Hall and Oates. No wait...just Hall. Yup, definitely just Hall.