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"Alice is just your general stuck up hypocritcal noob that generaly annoys me to the extent of insainity" - James Robson
"Alice is one of my bestest mateys and I love her lots and lots! We make the best home videos don't we hahahaha!" - Lucy Jordan

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Alice Vane can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.Alice Vane can sleep with one eye open!You can tell if Alice Vane has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled!Alice Vane kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.Alice Vane has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all!Alice Vane is the last letter of the Greek alphabet!Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Alice Vane.It is impossible to fold Alice Vane more than seven times.Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Alice Vane.Abraham Lincoln, who invented Alice Vane, was the only US president ever granted a patent.

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