all sports including bad "mutha fuckin" mitten, avoiding situations where the police are involved, speeding, sleeping, dreaming about sleeping while i'm speeding, winning at poker, recovering from injuries (past and present), getting a new tattoo, attending functions held at bars, good looking girls who live in large houses, and currently, lucky charms cereal.
interested in meeting anyone like me or not like me. its always fun to meet someone with something interesting to say, but i do enjoy meeting characters who talk codshit all day long as well. i appreciate anyone honest enough to admit they're an asshole, a heel, a lush, a prude, a pimp, a scavenger and on and on and on. keep it real people.
Sublime, the Stones, James Brown, Velvet Revolver, NIN, No Use for a Name, Flogging Molly, Rick James, Les Savy Fav, Mobb Deep, Parliment Funkadelic, DMB, the Roots, Live, Janes Addiction, Counting Crows, Fuel, Oakenfold, Rancid, Spearhead, Placebo, Metalica, Less Than Jake, HIM, Korn, Jigga Who?, Tu-Pac, Coltrane, Hyroglyphics, Miles, The Utters, Minor Threat, The Chemical Brothers, Warren G and Nate Dogg, The Bloodhound Gang, The Ramones, Gang Starr, The Mars Volta, Zeppelin, Bob, Jimi, G-Love, CKY, Disturbed, Sparta, Dashboard Confessional, Talking Heads, Pink Floyd, DMX, Tribe Called Quest, The Arcade Fire, Too Short, Bush, AFI, The Cure, Ween, Del, The Sex Pistols, Outcast, Weezer, who the fuck doesn't like Pat Benatar!?, The Liks, Tenacious D, basically anything but country (save Johhny Cash) and opera...
KIDS ("Butterscotch..."), Requiem For a Dream, Carlito's Way, The Aristocrats (There's just too many good lines to quote one.) Clerks, The Big Labowski, Dutch ("I've talked, and I've talked, and I've talked until I could puke coat-hangers!"), Kill Bill 1 & 2, Menace to Society, Gladiator, Glad He Ate Her, Ninja Scroll, Scarface, Rounders, Raging Bull, Super Troopers ("SHUT UP FARVA!"), American History X, My Left Foot, Braveheart, Goodfellas, Scary Movie 2 ("I don't know what the hell that is, but I'll lick it anyway."), Friday, Pulp Fiction, The Ring, The Last of the Mohicans, Weird Science ("YER STEWED BUTTWADD!"), Cheech and Chongs Up in Smoke, Tombstone, Saw, High Fidelity ("Recently I've come to the conclusion that my guts have SHIT for brains!"), Landspeed, CKY2K, CKY 3 & 4, Pi, Sideways (I am not drinking any fuckin' Merlot!!!"), Trainspotting, Human Traffic ("NICE ONE BROTHER!!!"), Blow, Old School, The Crow, Predator ("Bunch of slack-jawwed faggots around here! This stuff will turn you into a sexual Tyranosaurus,,,, just like me...", Chasing Amy, Raising Arizona, 4 Rooms, Barfly ("All he needs is a little hint of death."), Evil Dead 1 & 2, Airplane! ("Jive ass dude aint got no brains anyhow."), Boiler Room, Human Traffic, PCU, Road Trip ("UNLEASH THE FURY!!!")
That 70's Show, Seinfeld, Drawn Together, Simpsons, Family Guy, Nip Tuck, American Chopper, Boston Legal (Denny Crane...), How I Met Your Mother, Two and a Half Men, Chappelle Show ("CHARLEY MURPHY!!!"), MXC, Discovery, Wings, Food & History channels. I gotta pull my penis out of the television.
Tuesdays with Morrie, On the Road, Zen and the Art of Motorcylce Maintenance, In the Gully of the Beast, does smut count as literature???
The late great Bill Hicks, Bruce Campbell, Eddie Murphy, Howard Stern, Booger, Long Duck Dong, Cosmo Kramer, Dave Atell is the fuckin' MASTER!!!!