There are reasons here, to give your life |
This just in....
A Cranbrook man was arrested today for allegedly trying to masturbate on Cowboys front rower Carl Webb. When questioned over his motives, the 36 year old father-of-two defended himsel...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 21:50:00 GMT |
Simple Simon |
I just seen on the Ninemsn News Website that there was a massive fire at the Reflective Glass Emporium in Sydney.
There were reports that the event didn't really take place though, with some peop...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 20:47:00 GMT |
Viking Juice |
I have received this email about a thousand times in the last few days. And what even gets on my nerves more is that this joke isn't even a Townsville joke. I heard this joke years ago and it was the...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 22:10:00 GMT |
Everythings nothing, when ure dead |
Just the other night I was sitting down in front of my television watching a favourite programme of mine when all of a sudden, the "host" decided it was time for an ad break at which time she told us ...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 20:35:00 GMT |
You cant be cirius??? |
A lot of people think predicting the weather is stupid and inaccurate. Well, today I checked on the Bureau of Meteorology to see what was happening in my area and they picked the forecast for my day s...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 20:38:00 GMT |
Dont you know what ure doing? Youve got a death wish! |
It's a cold, hard fact; approximately 1% of marriages in Australia will end in divorce (there's the fact), and the main cause is because of iced cement (there's the cold, hard bit).
So if this...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 19:58:00 GMT |
Dancing on the Jetty |
I tried snorting coke once... but the ice got stuck in my nose!!!!
That's because I was snorting cocaine and crystal meth at the same time....
I think I have a drug problem ;-(
Posted by on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 20:27:00 GMT |
Watch the world argue |
I just heard on the radio that a circus is coming to Townsville. Apparently, it has a man who throws flaming swords and daggers down throat of the sword swallower from 20 metres high.It's going to be ...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 20:45:00 GMT |
I see the horizons of my love... |
The other day I baked a cake using a can of VB and a packet of fruit flavoured candy. But it wasn't all beer and skittles.... I used flour and eggs as well.
That's the last time I use a recipe ba...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 20:10:00 GMT |
Freedom Deep |
The other day, it came to mind that I wouldn't really mind if I lost my mind. Mind you, I did have to mind a child for a while, what would I do with the child? I didn't really have anything in mi...
Posted by on Thu, 17 May 2007 20:51:00 GMT |
