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Seawater Soup

Just went to Kirin Japanese Buffet.  I tried so many things for the first time.  Sashimi, octopus, squid, oysters, and all sorts of raw fish and fish eggs.    The tiny baby oc...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 19:14:00 GMT

SMASH!

OK.  I messed up my Lexus.  It was pouring down rain, I was sober, it was four in the morning, on the 290 feeder, at the Jones Road intersection, headed west. I was in the center lane. ...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 11:41:00 GMT

s a g g y b r i t c h e s

I'm afraid to see what will become of this modern generation of kids that wear big pants sagging off their asses. Will we experience a genre of old fogies that dress in this "hip hop" style a few yea...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 18:12:00 GMT

Uphill

I don't work at the donut shop anymore. I busted my ass there seven days a week for nine months, with no days off except those I missed because I was burned out. It's hard to live a normal life when y...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 17:34:00 GMT

Gaping Wound Disgusting Apparition

Yeah, so Greyfall is no more, and our last two shows have been called off.  Currently setting up interviews for drummers and singers.  My allergies are killing me.  I don't know wh...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 08:06:00 GMT

Blog is such a stupid word. So is wednesday. Stupid, stupid.

You know, stupid is kind of a dumb word too.  And why the hell is there a b in the word dumb?  AAARRRRGGHHH!!!! Well, since my last post, I've gotten over the pnuemonia (I don't know wh...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 14:24:00 GMT

Skinless in a shower of salt

So, remember the time I said I had a cough, and that I was to get another hour of sleep before heading out to work?  Yea well I never did go to work.  In fact, I haven't been to work since W...
Posted by on Tue, 08 May 2007 08:37:00 GMT

white noise, white noise, white noise

OH!!  I'm so exhuasted.  I've been averaging less than six hours of sleep every night for the past week.  My nerves are shot, my liver hates me, my immune system is down, I've got a cou...
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 22:47:00 GMT

Pale and twitching, twisting to the cold dance.

Well slept.  I just wanted to write something, but I get on here and my ideas disappear like an apparition.  Margaritas with triple shot mixtures of patron and cuervo.  Mmmm.  That...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 21:59:00 GMT

Cockroaches and Demons

Cockroaches are like demons.  You acquire a few, and soon you're infested.  They're hard to get rid of.  They're attracted to filth.  They dwell in the darkness and run from the Li...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 14:05:00 GMT