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I am here for Friends

About Me

I would rather be hated for who i am than liked for who im not!Every body says they are normal and down-to-earth!! i say normallity is grossly over rated why be normal!?!?!? Dare to be real in a world of fakes!!!So i am simply me!!About me: ½ Part confident, ½ Part silliness, ½ Part romance, ¼ Part worker, 1 Part Unknown matter, ½ Part sociable, ¼ Part loneliness, ¼ Part laughter, ¼ Part giving. Simmer and stir for 30min then bake on gas mark gay for arround 20 years! Being half Icelandic kind of explains a lot about me not that I’m cold just misunderstood. I live in chesterfield, a nice place really. Aside the smell of urine and bad take out food on a Saturday morning. This crazy place to live with its twisted spire and many drinking establishment. No decent gay bars though, may have to open one and go bankrupt *plan*. Doomed as an out cast to wander the world, I decided to find the most interesting, honest, lovable and occasional random people and I didn’t do that bad a job if I do say so my self. Well ok that’s a lie I just found a group of people that oozed randomness and latched on for dear life and stole all their friendships, I keep them in a jars next to my socks as their so special, but still I could not have picked a better bunch of nutter’s thank you for being my friends!! Even though one thought I was called “blue-dye” for a few months. im currently employed under the sainsbury banner but im starting not to like it very much at all so im looking for new job just seeing whats out there really . . . . .I am slightly crazy/random but the cute kind, and if im honest it helps!!!!!!!!! Wheyhey Comment Me or Send A messageBrett xx

My Interests

Boi's i do like the boi's. Anything even remotly interesting. Things that make me smile, laugh, or giggle tend to get a lot of my attention, even the smallest thing could make me laugh! love my friendS!

I'd like to meet:

no body, just an arm or a leg. people who are real fake is so last year! unless your a manakin then its all good! New Friend as well as the exellent friends i allready have! Someboby special that make me feel like there's nobody else in the world! Random people that can make me smile and laugh!


Which Hogwarts house will you be sorted into?

Music:

Here I get to a tricky stage, I have lead such a sheltered miss guided life that music kind of bypassed me but I am assured that all I need is: a day in HMV, a good teacher and an endless bank balance. I am told that the 17 CD's i actually own, Mean I like the 'indie' movement of music! My teacher tells me that im making good progress slow but good progress!!!!

Movies:

Anything i have watched films that are so old they're silent! Films with gore are give or take, nothing beats a good (romantic) comedy, or a hot leading actor who takes at least one layer of clothes! The funniest cartoon you will ever see! Atonement!!!!! I cryed and everything!!!!!! Queer duck! O yes you read that right. He has 3 friends too, Openly Gator, Bi-Polar Bear and Oscar Wildcat This no-holds-barred comedy classic will forever make me giggle. Hairspray!Im loving the free link: http://www.free-tv-video-online.info/internet/movies has loads of cool movies on it!!!!!

Television:

Again here will watch anything thats a bit different or sounds like it may be interesting or informative. Loving the dodgy quiz shows, that have strange answers when i get in from work. loving at the minute the original black and white 'Addams Family'. 'The Munsters!!!!!!!' 'Queer As Folk' though it has to be the american version! 'Black Books' 'Kingdom Hospital' 'Nip-Tuck' 'Monk, the special detective'. and comedies in general i like to laugh!!!!!¬!!!!! o-o-o-oo-o-o any yes i am becoming a family guy fan!!!! (i still prefer american dad tho)The fantastic four, flame in the film kinda cute!

Books:

large print only. i hate to squint, it makes me look like im eating lemons. though i like lemons in my alcohol! Currently reading 'The joy of gay sex' The only booki i have ever read that has caused such hilarity amidst my friends! im starting to read newspapers a lot now adays it must be my old age . . . . . .

Heroes:

Super man.... can he wear tights or what! Spiderman for the outfit! Batman for the gadgets. Wonder woman for the wonder. i have no real heros because i dont like following in others footsteps i like to make my own!!

adopt your own virtual pet!Like me leave a sweet comment! Love me leave a love comment! Want to date me leave your number!!!! Want to marry me Just ask!!! Think I’m sexy leave a dirty comment Care about me leave a caring comment If you hate me kiss my ass!!!!
You Are the Very Gay Winnie the Pooh!
Come on, he doesn't wear pants! And he's a little too obsessed with Christopher Robin What Gay Childhood Icon Are You?

My Blog

The death for my van!

Heres to the van, to the journeys, the laughs the fun and the very bad singing to cheesey music on full blast!!Yes the Van has gone to that special place in the sky. As a failure of the MOT Test it ha...
Posted by Exhibit A: on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 07:59:00 PST

Things that make me smile!

Things that make me smile: Sunday mornings. Doodling. Knowing real people, fake is so over. Making somebody else smile. Hearing someone say my name. Hearing my phone ring. Finding a bargain. Private ...
Posted by Exhibit A: on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 06:40:00 PST

Faults with my van (extended edition):

  Windscreen wipers, not the best *smear-screen smearers* sounds better. Alternator-belt loose. Steering wobbles. Side door decides it now wants to open occasionally, kind of an alternate sunro...
Posted by Exhibit A: on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 11:47:00 PST

journeys in my van!

  Got followed buy the police again and pulled over. Who would have thought that two policemen could be so arrogant! Policeman: Is this your vehicle sir. Me: No     &nbs...
Posted by Exhibit A: on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 05:59:00 PST

Journeys in the van!

Last night's journey in the van was one of most delight! the journey was brief but special. No sorry the people were special the journy was brief. after a small abidment at a local drinking estab...
Posted by Exhibit A: on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 04:28:00 PST

my van and its numerous faults

1 drivers window falls out when in use 2 rot lots of rot 3 electrical fault. drains battery 4 windscreen wipers need new ones 5 hole in roof, lets water in 6 front tire has screw init but still works ...
Posted by Exhibit A: on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 02:39:00 PST