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Jake Rockafeller

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm Jake Rockafeller and I'm the man.
I live in the sensuous jungles of South Africa, with my African-bong brothers. I own many leather-bound books, and my treehouse smells of rich mahogany. My days consist of usually one thing, P-Tag... she/he is my "bitch." That's all I have to say about that. Yes, now that the fact is out, I am indeed homosexual. Despite that, the ladies seem to love me as do the men. It feels like I never get a break from the attention.

In my spare time, I prance about leaving little presents in peoples slippers. I also collect milkbones, but not the teeth-staining orange ones. There is nothing more that I hate than fake people. Wouldn't you just love to have the nerve to state their name instead of subtly wanting to "cut that bitch you hate?" I know I sure would...

Well, that's plenty enough about me, now let's talk about you...

My Interests

Let's see, I like shows an awful lot. I'd say thats all I do, really.
Other than the daily show, I like food of any kind, sleeping, and grazing the sweet plains on which I live. Hairclips are cute too.

I'd like to meet:

What the heck do I care? It seems as if a large mass of people have moved themselves away from overpopulating the world to sitting in front of a computer adding new friends on myspace. So pretty much, I'd like to meet anyone because everyone is here.

Music:

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.
Ludwig Beethoven.

The Spice Girls are omgzsocool, Lindsay Lohan, Ashlee Simpson, Hilary Duff, JoJo, O-Town, Dream Street, Jesse McCartney and all my other little ho's.

I also enjoy some techno, and anything really "heavy" because we all know how much I love that.

Movies:

American History X.

Heroes:

Please, I am the hero.