Love. |
Have you ever been in love? Horrible, isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside and mess you up. You build up all th...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Aug 2009 00:29:00 GMT |
Alvin & The Chipmunks |
So I watched the new Alvin & The Chipmunks movie, and I must say that I feel terrible for the youth of today.It wasn't as awful as I thought it was going to be, but it was still pretty shitty. They g...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 07:32:00 GMT |
Seven Rules Of Going Into Hiding |
Seven Rules Of Going Into Hiding. 1. Never trust a cop.2. Beware of enthusiasm, and of love. Both are temporary, and quick to sway.3. If asked if you care about the worlds' problems, look deep into th...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 02:30:00 GMT |
If You Grew Up In Australia in the 90s... |
If you grew up in Australia in the 90's...-You watched the ABC more than any other station. Those days are long gone.-You made worms by squeezing your Vegemite or peanut butter crackers together.-The ...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 03:44:00 GMT |
Amy in a nutshell...the perfect fit. |
I could make a dress a robe fit for a prince I could clothe a continent but I can't sew a stitchI can paint my faceand stand very, very stillits not very practicalbut it still pays the billsI can't c...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 07:05:00 GMT |
Candys Poem |
Once upon a time, there was Candy and Dan Things were very hot that year. All the wax was melting in the trees. He would climb balconies, climb everywhere, do anything for her, oh Danny boy. Thousand...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 07:31:00 GMT |
Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen) |
"If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable th...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 22:46:00 GMT |
60 Horror Movie Rules |
Follow them or DIE!
Randy: There are certain rules one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie. For instance, number one...you can never have sex! Big no, no! Big no, no! Sex =...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 04:09:00 GMT |
