About Me
i like jellytot sandwiches a lot...hate...erm, do not like icecream, things that go dufff in the night,my bizzare but very frequent burn incidents,new shoes because they make you look deformed, sugar and other sweet stuff besides jellytot sandwiches and jolly ranchers,not saying what you really want to,but everything else, eATRHquaKes aRe to A gIrl'S GuitaR jUst ANoThEr gOOd VIBration- what that means is that whorish consumerism also breeds McDonald's- so build a bridge and get over it, for democracy's sake...I will kindly refer you to the Democratic Peace Theory..Ha! boys are cooler than straight A's and mojitos at what used to be Color Bar...I hate the new name, but i like winter fashion better. I dream of Lagerfeld and Westwood sorbet in the winter.
i'm a geek and a gambler; 25 going on 12...
go figure, referring to people in the third person when speaking to them is fun...well the reaction...and the reaction you get when you say I LIKE YOUR NAME to random people whose names you do not know. gay volleyball is fun to watch, as well as blowing bong smoke into random student's rooms at varsity, and thinking about how workable chop sticks are when you're toasted..and how Asian people work it all out given their eyes, what you would mix powdered water with, what would happen if i just pulled into him? does he taste like gingerbread latte like in my head? Chi said once that Bjork looks like she could gut you in your sleep, and I was like, straight up,boi.oh, chi is a dumb-ass.in boarding school he and his homies would get baked then proceed to pass the Spur Steak Ranches menu around for each to read in turns.I have honours degrees in Applied Math. and Stats (2004); Actuarial science (2005) and Law (LLB2006)...no, really.but that's just because iwould rush class pictures whenever i walked past the great hall stairs during class picture season...it is enjoyable...as was Prof. Mason's Ancillary Math class...I would assume. doing cartwheels on the law library lawns with my one friend is one of the hilites of my existence thus far...as well as working in research...and what i do now...teaching. I love my kiddies!!! If you're for me, I'm for you...down to the wire;boys who aren't nice to girls smell like bong water,and girls who are shit to boys should be fed to Ice T and Ozzy,both. i really really like my friends because they do the actions when they tell stories, and they are inclined to making funny embarrassing sounds like me and like me (well some, F%&&#k the punks) they appreciate gangsta rap on a sunday morning- ra tatatatat!!!how cool is that?!? some of my best friends are white-well, good whites. I say things that other kids prefer to only think...and whether its ok to say them...then say i'm cooked and then we'll all be friends again...that's pretty neat...and i'm sure if i can kick ass at battle royale by osmosis then i will be way cool, then i can say stuff like...ok maybe not. CLUSTERS OF ANTS AREN'T COOL MAN- (in the words of Hilary Banks)...so off the verge!!!eeeew.
